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Dragonlady

Hau Ab!
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You know, its hard being horny with such a wonderfully tight hole... (Just ask the vibrator, I call him lumpy... ((Don't ask...)) Anyway, lets fuck, it would knock your socks off, I mean, a babe that can kill two double AA batteries in fiftieen minutes HAS to be the bomb, right? ...RIGHT?!























I really should stop hanging around that perve, ravenloft, he is such a bad influence!!!
 
I've killed vibrators...it really sucks to have to keep buying new ones (no...new batteries don't help...i simply kill them)
 
There must be a place on the web to sell off discarded sex toys.

Does Ebay have a perverts-only division?
 
No if I were a man that statement would bother me. But then If I were a man bubble wrap, an empty tube of toilet paper, and some scotch tape would be enough to get me off... If I were a man.... (think about it for a minute)
 
Ravenloft is an evil overlord, after all. You really should try to escape his influence.

Watch out for the felt. ;)
 
phrodeau said:
There must be a place on the web to sell off discarded sex toys.

Does Ebay have a perverts-only division?


NO I just hand them to zoophilacs.....
 
Possible replacement sources for vibs

I won bidding on some used ben wa balls and a slightly used double-headed dildo on eBay. So, if you go through a lot of vibrators you might want to consider less-expensive frequent replacement models available on eBay's "Adults Only" section.

Another option is that most local flea markets have someone dealing in this kind of stuff. And they'll demo right on the spot.

Oh, and have you ever considered the Sheriff or Police auctions? Most counties and cities in the US regularly operate auctions for repossessed, confiscated and unclaimed items.
 
Re: Possible replacement sources for vibs

hogjack said:
I won bidding on some used ben wa balls and a slightly used double-headed dildo on eBay. .


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
 
Buying used sex toys?! That ranks right up there with wanting to buy used jocks.
 
Re: Possible replacement sources for vibs

hogjack said:
I won bidding on some used ben wa balls and a slightly used double-headed dildo on eBay. So, if you go through a lot of vibrators you might want to consider less-expensive frequent replacement models available on eBay's "Adults Only" section.

Another option is that most local flea markets have someone dealing in this kind of stuff. And they'll demo right on the spot.

Oh, and have you ever considered the Sheriff or Police auctions? Most counties and cities in the US regularly operate auctions for repossessed, confiscated and unclaimed items.


You seem to know awful lot about this for a casual obsever, Hogjack.... Come to think of it are you sure your not a cop? What talking about Sheriff or Police auctions? If you are a sheriff.... there is no reefer in the back yard its just Rosemary....
 
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