Fuck the lost pubes

[TWB]

Where'e my collection of lubes?

 

[Guest]

Are you searching for pubes or lubes....confused here.

 

[TWB]

Lubes.

Lubes.

Lubes. Not pubes.

 

[I'mVan]

Are you searching for pubes or lubes....confused here.

Searching for lubes. He's fucked the pubes. That may be why he needs lube.

 

[superlittlegirl]

OK, new (non-traditional) lube recommendation.

Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion.

It's silky, unscented, very long lasting, and very slick. It does not sting my delicate parts. Plus, it's good for the hand (or hands) you masturbate with.

At $6 for 8 ounces of creamy goodness, this is the best new lube-find in your supermarket's lotion aisle.

Active Ingredient: Dimethicone (same as in Eros lubes)

Also Contains: Water, Glycerin, Distearyl Dimonium Chloride, Petrolatum, Isopropyl Palmitate, Cetyl Alcohol, Oat (Avena sativa) Flour, Benzyl Alcohol, Sodium Chloride.

Because it has Petrolatum in it, it's not condom safe, but it's great for masturbation. Have fun and let me know how you like it.

 

[TWB]

OK, new (non-traditional) lube recommendation.

Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion.

It's silky, unscented, very long lasting, and very slick. It does not sting my delicate parts. Plus, it's good for the hand (or hands) you masturbate with.

At $6 for 8 ounces of creamy goodness, this is the best new lube-find in your supermarket's lotion aisle.

Active Ingredient: Dimethicone (same as in Eros lubes)

Also Contains: Water, Glycerin, Distearyl Dimonium Chloride, Petrolatum, Isopropyl Palmitate, Cetyl Alcohol, Oat (Avena sativa) Flour, Benzyl Alcohol, Sodium Chloride.

Because it has Petrolatum in it, it's not condom safe, but it's great for masturbation. Have fun and let me know how you like it.

OK.

 

[I'mVan]

Because it has Petrolatum in it, it's not condom safe, but it's great for masturbation. Have fun and let me know how you like it.

Not good for toys either.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Not good for toys either.

You're right. It's not good for silicone toys, in particular, because the dimethicone will degrade the silicone.

But it's great for Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

 

[TWB]

You're right. It's not good for silicone toys, in particular, because the dimethicone will degrade the silicone.

But it's great for Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

Which of course is (are) the best toy ever invented yet. All of the others are just there for the assist.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Which of course is (are) the best toy ever invented yet. All of the others are just there for the assist.

Yep, I have to agree. I like the manual action quite a lot. It takes a bit more effort sometimes, but the end result is very satisfying.

 

[Guest]

Can't beat KYjelly. Odourless, water solvent and sounds just like the real thing!

 

[TWB]

Yep, I have to agree. I like the manual action quite a lot. It takes a bit more effort sometimes, but the end result is very satisfying.

Now I am all flushed.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Can't beat KYjelly. Odourless, water solvent and sounds just like the real thing!

Oh GOD! I hate KY! It's sticky, it dries out too quickly, and it FLAKES off when it dries. I have used it once or twice to do a "playing doctor" scene, but it really only works for me in that fetishy context.

My all-time favorite lube is Liquid Silk. It comes in a handy pump dispenser, and it looks just like boy-cum. It's fun stuff.

(And I apologize for being so rude about my dislike of KY. I need to learn to be more tactful. I'm trying, really.)

 

[superlittlegirl]

Now I am all flushed.

The sexual flush is one of the most peculiar (and appealing) signs of sexual response, in my opinion.

After I have an orgasm, my entire chest turns bright pink. Also my cheeks. It's weird, but kinda cool.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

KY smells and tastes bad.

 

[TWB]

The sexual flush is one of the most peculiar (and appealing) signs of sexual response, in my opinion.

After I have an orgasm, my entire chest turns bright pink. Also my cheeks. It's weird, but kinda cool.

Mine too, but with regard to manual action, I usually blame it on the shower.