Fuck Buddy

[BitchDiva]

So I just kicked my Fuck Bud out of bed for saying I Love You.

Now I have been fucking said dude for over two years now with the understanding that it was just a Fuck and a Blow Job.

He tries to take it to an all new level, Stupid cock sucker!!!

They never learn!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

For a fuck buddy, 'taking it to a new level' should mean bringing home a hot friend to share.

 

[BitchDiva]

No Sweetie it means time to spend more time with the Other Fuck Buds!!!

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

WANTS MINE STRUNG UP BY HIS BALLS AT THE MOMENT

 

[BitchDiva]

WANTS MINE STRUNG UP BY HIS BALLS AT THE MOMENT

Who do those FAB hands belong too? Bet ya he is BITCH worthy!!!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

All You Have To Do Is Reply With A Nice,

I Know!

 

[BitchDiva]

Bet ya the Fucker is hung like a horse Thief!!!

 

[SnoManX]

I'm sorry BitchDiva...I guess my feelings got the best of me...what I meant to say was "I love HOW you fuck!"

 

[Ishmael]

So I just kicked my Fuck Bud out of bed for saying I Love You.

Now I have been fucking said dude for over two years now with the understanding that it was just a Fuck and a Blow Job.

He tries to take it to an all new level, Stupid cock sucker!!!

They never learn!

"Here's five dollars bitch." <throwing a five dollar bill on the bed>

Feel better now?

Ishmael

 

[BitchDiva]

Re: Re: Fuck Buddy

"Here's five dollars bitch." <throwing a five dollar bill on the bed>

Feel better now?

Ishmael

My dear Ishmael, I thank you for the Five bucks but why give me your whole allowance, besides I reckognize this Five!!! I gave it to your dad!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

you had to pay some old dude to have sex with you?

 

[Gamelover221]

Maybe he was drunk? Love can flow freely as freely as the alcohol does.

 

[BitchDiva]

you had to pay some old dude to have sex with you?

NO NO NO, Don't be foolish!

It was given to him so that Ishmael's father would have something to leave his Kids in his will. The poor guy is destitue.
Had to give him something when he asked for it outside the store.

 

[roxanne69]

So I can have him now that you're finished with him MsB? Thanks!

 

[KillerMuffin]

NO NO NO, Don't be foolish!

It was given to him so that Ishmael's father would have something to leave his Kids in his will. The poor guy is destitue.
Had to give him something when he asked for it outside the store.

That's the best you can do?


Gawd. Change you name, you just so don't live up to it. You're about as bitch as a hamster.

 

[Lost Cause]

Just one word.......

NEXT!

 

[SpiceCake]

My FUCK BUDDY and I have an agreement - love is not allowed! And by god he had better stick to it!

 

[BitchDiva]

An Excerpt from KillerMuffins web site :

I've been writing since I turned four and figured out that words were more effective than stick figures. I couldn't color between the lines anyway. I got my start writing on the 'Net shortly after I got my computer.

Most of my stuff is published under the name that appears on my DD-214. The rest is found in two places of ill-repute under the nom de plume KillerMuffin.

No, my parents didn't name me Killer. I got that honestly. I have, or so they tell me, something of a temper. Muffin is my nickname.

Well, it's better than Goober.

Well if this is a sample of your "writing" address(adroitness,deftness,dexterity,dexterousness,readiness,SKILL)
synonym: Prowess (noun) Extraordinary Skill (Your lack of Prowess - ie. Your lack there off!

I could continue with your grammar if you so wish?

Did I forget to mention that BitchDiva has a Degree in English Lit?

 

[metal_minx]

Yes, love is so revolting. Get rid of him quick!

 

[SpiceCake]

LMAO

 

[Guest]

For a fuck buddy, 'taking it to a new level' should mean bringing home a hot friend to share.

Cute.

 

[Guest]

I know. I know. The US Navy is full of gays.

They sure can dance.

 

[metal_minx]

I know. I know. The US Navy is full of gays.

They sure can dance.

lol...I don't know what that has to do with this thread but it was funny

 

[dickE]

God, how I wish that "fuck buddy" was in the vocabulary 30 years ago!!

Born before my time, I swear.

 

[Guest]

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Well if this is a sample of your "writing" address(adroitness,deftness,dexterity,dexterousness,readiness,SKILL)
synonym: Prowess (noun) Extraordinary Skill (Your lack of Prowess - ie. Your lack there off!

I could continue with your grammar if you so wish?

Did I forget to mention that BitchDiva as a Degree in English Lit?

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Psst ... English Lit lady?

"(adroitness,deftness,dexterity,dexterousness,readiness,SKILL)"
please place "spaces" after each comma in a series. Oh, and don't use all capital letters when emphasizing either (sounds like you're yelling.)

"... - ie."
The abbreviation for "id est" is written: i.e.

"...Your lack there off!"
Were you trying to say "your lack thereof"? It's because "your lack there off" makes no fucking sense.



P.S.#1--Oh, I don't have a degree in English Lit.

P.S.#2--I would be more than happy to see you correct more of KillerMuffin's grammar. This could be fun!

P.S.#3--Oh, and now as I cascade down through the thread, I do agree with your initial post. I just can't fathom you being with a "lover".