Fuck all of you people!

[riff]

Don't you just HATE it when you take a nap, forget to turn the ringer off, and the phone rings once. And then once again?

I should have learned my lesson after the first ring!

And there is no caller ID or *69 either!

Fuck it. I am walking to the store for a cup of joe.

~slinks off 2 dee sto~

 

[perks]

shoulda known,

fuckin' riff

 

[Starblayde]

um... No.

 

[christophe]

never fails!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

It's ok Riff it wasn't me that rang... the phone call I just made I got to chat with the sexy voice on the other end.

 

[Dillinger]

Wow - you are all so behind the curve.

Its fluke now...

Fluke you, Riff!

 

[Rubyfruit]

I feel your pain, Riff.

I still haven't recovered from getting woken up pre-dawn by the dog this morning.

No time for a nap today, so I just downed a tripple latte. Yeah baby, I feel the caffine coursing through my veins as I type.

 

[Dillinger]

Fluke Riffs pain, Ruby --- feel me.

 

[riff]

I feel your pain, Riff.

I still haven't recovered from getting woken up pre-dawn by the dog this morning.

No time for a nap today, so I just downed a tripple latte. Yeah baby, I feel the caffine coursing through my veins as I type.

The idiot at the store didn't have any coffee made, so I bought two of those little cans of Starbucks "Doubleshot" Espresso and Cream.

Yummy!

Wish I had some pot, or I would tilt the bong to the monitor for you.

 

[riff]

Wow - you are all so behind the curve.

Its fluke now...

Fluke you, Riff!

I Fluke all the time. Got a cool ass packet sniffer from them!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Fluke Riffs pain, Ruby --- feel me.

Fluke me, Dilly. Make me feel your pain, deep inside my womb.

 

[Dillinger]

Oh yeah... a world class fluking!