From outer space

[xlc67]

Up until the year 2000 I heard all of these ufo sightings, ufo abductions, and crop circles.

Since 2000 I haven't heard much at all....

Could it have been the anxiety of the coming millenium on our psyche?

 

[Mensa]

Look up in the sky

In Canada, last year set a record for U.F.O. sightings. They just don't get the publicity they used to.

 

[Starfish]

Tell that to Art Bell.


Yep... 95% of all 'sightings' are bunk. The others.... well....

I have never seen a 'UFO', but I have seen other 'things' in the sky, like lights, and I saw a supernova, but that was a planned viewing.

That aside, I sure hate those fucking Greys when they are in the mood for some prodding and down right invasive molesting.

 

[xlc67]

Yea, I hate it when they make me have sex with a roomfull of women...I feel so cheap, so used...

 

[lavender]

 

[xlc67]

My penis was so tired I had to have women take turns holding it. (two hands of course)

 

[Starfish]

It's when they make you birth Ass-Babies, that it is so unbearable.

 

[xlc67]

It seems like such a chore having sex with those bald little tadpole looking things

 

[Starfish]

I don't FUCK them .... they inciminate me in my sleep.
I also don't like it when they bruise me up in the act.

 

[xlc67]

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and I'd swear they put those instruments on ice...brrrrrrr

 

[Starfish]

*shivers at the repressed memory of it*

 

[vlvtelvis]

I think it's more likely that all the people who were seeing the ufo's have now been replaced by pod-people.

 

[xlc67]

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Yea, have you noticed how they're all the same...but different?

 

[Debbie]

It's world wide amnesia! Oh my god they are here amongst us and we don't even know it... *Looking around suspiciously at the BB members*

 

[xlc67]

I work with a guy who has to be from another planet...there's no other explanation for him...