Okay!
That is SO unfair!
I'd like to discus about breasts if I may.
Thank you.
Anyway.
Somewhere along the line of the human man kind something got very fucked up and it doesn't make any sense.
What I want to know is,which idiot developed the idea that breasts had to be compared to the penis as an even match?
And you'll know what I mean if you still don't.
For example take this conversation I made up:
"Well GUY! You're so inmature! How dare you tell me if my breasts are real or not! I'm a gonna open up a can on whoop ass on you.
You don't see us girls ever tell guys. "Is that a real cock on you mister?"
WHAT THE HELL?
You see that? How the hell did it go from fake breasts to a fake cock in this typical conversation? Please explain that to me. What's so wrong with our chest?
Even web polls will have (For women) Size of your breasts.
For the guys. Yep you guessed it. (Size of the penis)
Why do we have to be on the edge like that!? '
This penis is just...it's just this thing this THING YO. It's very very privet. It's something we have and it's used for at the right moment.
Breasts on the other hand are more of a sophisticated body part. Those although privet ,can't be used like that!
We urinate out of that thing for Christ sakes. Girls don't urinate through their breasts unless they're aliens.
We're always looking up. Meanwhile girls are looking down.
And those of you who say. "We don't , we look at your chest. ,(Oh ,bullshit!) We all know that's not true. You look for the big dick underneath those 501 Levis on us guys. And we know it. I've experienced it before. Apparently size does matter. You want the perfect cock just big enough so when you do the blow job you won't chock on that damn thing. See. We're after breasts. You girls are after the penis!
Another note: Why do us guys have to worry about the size of our penis,while the girls are busy worrying about the size of their jugs?
Damn! Why? And you know what else is cruel. With technology now , we now have a thing called photoshop. It's a special program that allows you to edit pictures. And replace them with something else. Well anyway I went to this other message board and they were having this photoshop competition , and what is it the first thing I see?
http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?threadid=41795
Penis.
Why does it ALWAYS have to be the penis in those photoshop competitions? They're passing my organ around like American currency. You hardly ever see that many photoshoped boobs. We men are already having to go through life with such a cock that was already hell and yet more of the absurdity of the photoshop.
When you think about it. We're SO MUCH more respectful!
I bet you ten bucks you never see guys walking through the streets.
Guy: "Wow! Look at that Vagina on that girl!!
Guy2: Woooooooooooooooooo! Man! That thing is HUUUUUGE!.
See? Now you know how it feels!...........
Do you think this has anything to do with Adam and Eve and the apple?
The curse of man kind? One of many , many of God's punishments? Think about that....
Chao for now....................
That is SO unfair!
I'd like to discus about breasts if I may.
Thank you.
Anyway.
Somewhere along the line of the human man kind something got very fucked up and it doesn't make any sense.
What I want to know is,which idiot developed the idea that breasts had to be compared to the penis as an even match?
And you'll know what I mean if you still don't.
For example take this conversation I made up:
"Well GUY! You're so inmature! How dare you tell me if my breasts are real or not! I'm a gonna open up a can on whoop ass on you.
You don't see us girls ever tell guys. "Is that a real cock on you mister?"
WHAT THE HELL?
You see that? How the hell did it go from fake breasts to a fake cock in this typical conversation? Please explain that to me. What's so wrong with our chest?
Even web polls will have (For women) Size of your breasts.
For the guys. Yep you guessed it. (Size of the penis)
Why do we have to be on the edge like that!? '
This penis is just...it's just this thing this THING YO. It's very very privet. It's something we have and it's used for at the right moment.
Breasts on the other hand are more of a sophisticated body part. Those although privet ,can't be used like that!
We urinate out of that thing for Christ sakes. Girls don't urinate through their breasts unless they're aliens.
We're always looking up. Meanwhile girls are looking down.
And those of you who say. "We don't , we look at your chest. ,(Oh ,bullshit!) We all know that's not true. You look for the big dick underneath those 501 Levis on us guys. And we know it. I've experienced it before. Apparently size does matter. You want the perfect cock just big enough so when you do the blow job you won't chock on that damn thing. See. We're after breasts. You girls are after the penis!
Another note: Why do us guys have to worry about the size of our penis,while the girls are busy worrying about the size of their jugs?
Damn! Why? And you know what else is cruel. With technology now , we now have a thing called photoshop. It's a special program that allows you to edit pictures. And replace them with something else. Well anyway I went to this other message board and they were having this photoshop competition , and what is it the first thing I see?
http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?threadid=41795
Penis.
Why does it ALWAYS have to be the penis in those photoshop competitions? They're passing my organ around like American currency. You hardly ever see that many photoshoped boobs. We men are already having to go through life with such a cock that was already hell and yet more of the absurdity of the photoshop.
When you think about it. We're SO MUCH more respectful!
I bet you ten bucks you never see guys walking through the streets.
Guy: "Wow! Look at that Vagina on that girl!!
Guy2: Woooooooooooooooooo! Man! That thing is HUUUUUGE!.
See? Now you know how it feels!...........
Do you think this has anything to do with Adam and Eve and the apple?
The curse of man kind? One of many , many of God's punishments? Think about that....
Chao for now....................
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