Frimost put up one hell of a fight.

[HeavyStick]

Then.... he fell asleep.


(original credit goes to PB Walker and honeylick)

 

[Azwed]

hehe saw that earlier exellent.

 

[HeavyStick]

hehe saw that earlier exellent.

I didn't want Lance Corporal Lumpy to think I forgot about him.

 

[Azwed]

I didn't want Lance Corporal Lumpy to think I forgot about him.

Shouldn't their be spluge stains all over the chair from the constant combat masterbation?

 

[HeavyStick]

Shouldn't their be spluge stains all over the chair from the constant combat masterbation?

You're assuming his testicles have descended and he has the ability of producing sperm.

 

[Azwed]

You're assuming his testicles have descended and he has the ability of producing sperm.

Maybe mayonnaisehe was using as lube then.

Ick mayonnaise nasty stuff.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

The poor kid leaves yogurt in his underwear so his mom won't doubt his masculinity.

 

[Guest]

The poor kid leaves yogurt in his underwear so his mom won't doubt his masculinity.

Now, there's an idea!

 

[HeavyStick]

Now, there's an idea!

Your mom doubts your masculinity?