Lancecastor
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My best friend (35yrs+) called me tonite to ask a favour.
His separated spouse has a wedding to go to Saturday.
He has another wedding to go to and cannot attend Her gig.
His sep-spouse's squeeze...who she left my best friend for... just dumped her.
So she needs a date for the wedding & reception, a family affair of her natural father's family, who she really doesn't know.
He offered Me, then asked me.
I said "Yes, of course" for Him, though my personal view is that she Wronged Him, large.
So I will be the perfect companion. I will wax the bimmer, dress well and behave like She is a close personal friend, though I would prefer to roast her over a spit for what she did.
Q1: Do you have a Friend you would do the same for? Are your best friendships unconditional?
Q2: I suspect she'll Test Me. Confession: The Selfish, Libidinous Lance wouldn't mind roasting her over his spit. "Paging Dr. Freud."
Discuss.
Cheers & Thanks;
Lance
His separated spouse has a wedding to go to Saturday.
He has another wedding to go to and cannot attend Her gig.
His sep-spouse's squeeze...who she left my best friend for... just dumped her.
So she needs a date for the wedding & reception, a family affair of her natural father's family, who she really doesn't know.
He offered Me, then asked me.
I said "Yes, of course" for Him, though my personal view is that she Wronged Him, large.
So I will be the perfect companion. I will wax the bimmer, dress well and behave like She is a close personal friend, though I would prefer to roast her over a spit for what she did.
Q1: Do you have a Friend you would do the same for? Are your best friendships unconditional?
Q2: I suspect she'll Test Me. Confession: The Selfish, Libidinous Lance wouldn't mind roasting her over his spit. "Paging Dr. Freud."
Discuss.
Cheers & Thanks;
Lance