Friends don't let friends post drunk

[LukkyKnight]

When you have to use the backspace key more than all the others combined it's not a night for using the keyboard.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I'm officially placing my pc on lock down for the night.

Night Bubs.

 

[KillerMuffin]

But what about p_p_man? He doesn't have any friends. Or Synthesist?

 

[tswyk]

Hey!!!! It's Saturday night!!!! Where in the hell is the gang????

 

[LukkyKnight]

gnite

 

[bknight2602]

Re: gnite

Now that is too funny. Crawling spaces for drunks, must have drunk guards also?

 

[Guru]

 

[intrigued]

Uh oh.


But....but....it was only ONE post!!!

 

[Captain Howdy]

but getting to that stage of the night is soooooooooooooo much fun !!

http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_warnings.swf

 

[intrigued]

but getting to that stage of the night is soooooooooooooo much fun !!

http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_warnings.swf

Umm.....I used to click on linkies without much thought, but nopers...not anymore. Bet it's too funny.

 

[Debbie]

Health warnings.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your pants.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu
powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and
see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't
remember).

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to post things that you may wish no one had read. Alcohol is sometimes akin to truth serum and may make you feel uninhibited.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

 

[Draco]

Ah-HAH..!!!

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

So thats what happened to the Famous Lost weekend....

 

[LukkyKnight]

One post? ~LOL~

Why do wine bottles contain warnings to pregnant women instead of warnings to women that they may GET pregnant?

 

[kotori]

Health warnings.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to post things that you may wish no one had read. Alcohol is sometimes akin to truth serum and may make you feel uninhibited.

This one has been on the bottle since the Roman Empire: In vino veritas.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Health warnings.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WHAT? Are you saying I'm NOT being kidnapped by aliens every friday night?

Damn.

And all those letters I wrote to Mulder and Scully too.

No wonder they never replied.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Eumenides]

I'm not as think as people drunk I am.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

And I juts wanna add that you're all my best mates, you are. Yeah. Mates.

Got a spare fag?

Give us twenty pence for a bag of chips.

And can you help us out with the bus fare?

No, I don't want it for beer.

Honest.

 

[intrigued]

One post? ~LOL~

Why do wine bottles contain warnings to pregnant women instead of warnings to women that they may GET pregnant?

Alright Mr. Charms...you are getting rather mouthy with me, I think its time you reported to my chambers.