French men and their sissy accents

[Zilla]

Ok, my BF is from France and when I met him I totally swooned over his accent. Now that the novelty has worn off, his accent actually annoys me a little. There is something like...sissy about it. I don't mean that to be cruel, and I'd never tell him that, but god it irks me sometimes. That unintentional lisp they do, eeeghghgggh. It makes me twitch when we are arguing.

 

[Meat Whistler]

Ok, my BF is from France and when I met him I totally swooned over his accent. Now that the novelty has worn off, his accent actually annoys me a little. There is something like...sissy about it. I don't mean that to be cruel, and I'd never tell him that, but god it irks me sometimes. That unintentional lisp they do, eeeghghgggh. It makes me twitch when we are arguing.

I've never dated a man with an accent. However, I think the accent would cause me to want to fuck more often. I guess it could get annoying...but, in general, they sound really sexy when they are yelling and shouting obscenities. Mrrrowr.

 

[whatalady]

I like the French accent. I think it is cute how their h sounds like etch.

 

[Zilla]

Yeah, the accent totally got me in bed when we started dating. I'd have him speak French to me while we were screwing and it would make me cum faster and harder. It has some strange power.

But now, I don't know. Sometimes I get tired of the way he speaks in broken english and mispronounces every other word. I think I am just pissed at him about other things maybe. I don't know.

 

[Killswitch]

Sounds like Pierre is gettin the heave ho soon.

 

[Zilla]

Naw, I am just in a bad mood. I took some Vicodin for my back and they make me all bitchy for some reason. It makes me want to start cataloging every single annoying trait that anyone I know has, starting with my boyfriend.

 

[Meat Whistler]

Naw, I am just in a bad mood. I took some Vicodin for my back and they make me all bitchy for some reason. It makes me want to start cataloging every single annoying trait that anyone I know has, starting with my boyfriend.

But, see, I would assume that it would lead to grudge fucking, which I'm sure is quite hot and sexy with a man who has an accent. What do I know?!?

 

[Zilla]

Well, I've got to admit...for an old fat snoring Frenchman, he is amazing in bed. I've never experienced anything quite like his giant uncircumcised European cock...and I think speaking French must develop the tongue muscles far more than speaking English. *whew*

 

[Meat Whistler]

Well, I've got to admit...for an old fat snoring Frenchman, he is amazing in bed. I've never experienced anything quite like his giant uncircumcised European cock...and I think speaking French must develop the tongue muscles far more than speaking English. *whew*

I'm suddenly all turned on. Old. Fat. French. That did it.

 

[Rubenesque]

Uncircummmmmmmmmsized

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

They say (whoever the fuck they are) that some of the first things to attract us to another ... are the first things to drive us away.

That being said, we all get picky about things - I wouldn't worry about given all that you've posted now ...

 

[Zilla]

Yeah, there is something creepy about how much his grey hair and wrinkels and the way he uses words like "prudent" turns me on. I'm 25, and sometimes when we are having sex my age and, uh, youthful appearance makes me feel like a dirty hooker and it gets me hot. He is very respectful of me and never does anything to make me feel uncomfortable in bed, but I can always fantasize. LOL

 

[Broken*Star]

Yeah, there is something creepy about how much his grey hair and wrinkels and the way he uses words like "prudent" turns me on. I'm 25, and sometimes when we are having sex my age and, uh, youthful appearance makes me feel like a dirty hooker and it gets me hot. He is very respectful of me and never does anything to make me feel uncomfortable in bed, but I can always fantasize. LOL

I feel dirty just reading that. And kind of grossed out. Old fat french and uncircumsized. Yuck.

 

[Zilla]

I know, Broken*Star, I feel exactly the same way and that is what turns me on about it. I don't understand it, I just go with it.

 

[Broken*Star]

I know, Broken*Star, I feel exactly the same way and that is what turns me on about it. I don't understand it, I just go with it.

Because you're a bad, dirty girl. To each their own.

 

[woody54]

I've dated several men with accents. I think my favourite of them all was the New Zealand accent ........

Ahhh, your good taste shines through

 

[Cheyenne]

I love a good accent. Pennsylvanian is my favorite.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Wow. I've been out of country so long I think my accent is "funny" now. I only spoke to Georgia girl on a few occasions by phone. I wonder what she thinks of my accent. Sissy or macho type?