Freestyle Sexy Poll

[FuckFantasy]

Heh. Sexy Poll. I KNOW. Non-subtle double entendres for the win.

Anyway, I thought it would be fun to have a thread where people can ask poll questions on a whim. Others can answer and ask new ones to their hearts' content.

I'll go first:

1. What underwear do you have on today, if any?
2. Last time you had a great massage?
3. Current favorite fantasy?

 

[fr33ks33k]

1. Blue FTL boxer-briefs (nothing special)

2.About 2 years ago

3. Fucking a pretty librarian in the library, likely in the science fiction section.

 

[FuckFantasy]

1. Blue FTL boxer-briefs (nothing special)

2.About 2 years ago

3. Fucking a pretty librarian in the library, likely in the science fiction section.

I worked a semester in the library my senior year of college. I had a fun time thinking of all the hidden corners and tight spots two people could hide in to get filthy.

 

[thestruggle]

1. Gray lace boy shorts.

2. Couple of weeks ago. My friend is a massage therapist and takes pity on my back.

3. Current fantasy? Hm. Michael Fassbender fucking me up against a wall with his hand over my mouth. Need this.

Couple of new ones, maybe.

- Sexiest song?

- What's your favorite position?

 

[fr33ks33k]

I worked a semester in the library my senior year of college. I had a fun time thinking of all the hidden corners and tight spots two people could hide in to get filthy.

I never worked in the library at my college, but I did actually try to find the best spots to do dirty things with only marginal risk of getting caught. Because that would be fun up until the cops show up. *chuckle* Even after, I suppose, now that I think about it.

1. Gray lace boy shorts.

2. Couple of weeks ago. My friend is a massage therapist and takes pity on my back.

3. Current fantasy? Hm. Michael Fassbender fucking me up against a wall with his hand over my mouth. Need this.

Couple of new ones, maybe.

- Sexiest song?

- What's your favorite position?

Have I mentioned that I love boy shorts?

Hmm...I don't know, but Weak and Powerless by A Perfect Circle popped into my head for some reason. It's not even about sex, but something about it strikes me that way. I blame Maynard.

If I have to pick, I'd say me standing with her legs resting against my chest/shoulders. Great leverage, great for eye contact.

 

[saysalice]

1. Oh. I should lie and say something sexier, but honestly: they're plain white cotton, bikini cut. But they don't have Minnie Mouse on them!

2. January, when I was huge with child and needed it badly. My masseuse makes me drool and make sex sounds.

3. Well, jeeze - I'll have what Tess is having! fans self Any number of variations on a theme...and the theme is non-consent. I suppose my most recent fantasy involves...not consenting to my husband's aggressive advances. I know - my husband. Kinky, right?

4. "Sexiest" isn't fair - for me, it changes all the time. At the moment, maybe I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen? I saw him in concert, last year. Sexiest goddamn septuagenarian ever.

5. Pinned down and jackhammered from behind...please and thank you.