Free PMS

[Sean Renaud]

Since Laurel and other women have viciously enslaved PMS for the entirety of human history I would like to start a campaign to free PMS. If I have you support please stop by and do your part. Free PMS from Feminazi control! Free PMS so it can persue it's own dreams and goals. I don't know what terrible thing PMS did to be entrapped with in such a place for so long but it is up to each and every one of you to do your part to help!

 

[Balladeer08]

Since Laurel and other women have viciously enslaved PMS for the entirety of human history I would like to start a campaign to free PMS. If I have you support please stop by and do your part. Free PMS from Feminazi control! Free PMS so it can persue it's own dreams and goals. I don't know what terrible thing PMS did to be entrapped with in such a place for so long but it is up to each and every one of you to do your part to help!

http://slogansheroes.spreadshirt.com/pms-A12285891

 

[blackleggings]

PMS is free in my house. I need chocolate, please.

 

[neci]

Since Laurel and other women have viciously enslaved PMS for the entirety of human history I would like to start a campaign to free PMS. If I have you support please stop by and do your part. Free PMS from Feminazi control! Free PMS so it can persue it's own dreams and goals. I don't know what terrible thing PMS did to be entrapped with in such a place for so long but it is up to each and every one of you to do your part to help!

go shove it up your dick hole.

 

[lovetoread]

go shove it up your dick hole.

With a big stick.

 

[blackleggings]

go shove it up your dick hole.

With a big stick.

I still have those cock cage images in my head.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Harken my brethren! I say unto thee the harpies are upon me with their full rage and they mean to take me away as they have PMS!

When they came for Chocolate I was silent for I was not chocolate,
When they came for mood swings, I was silent for I was not moody
When they came for PMS, I was silent for I was not PMS
When they came for me, I made some gorramned noise!

Who amongst you will be next?! Will it be you Vette? Or you Miles? LJ? Lebron James? Tiger Woods? Come to my aid or despair when their vile machinations set their sights upon your brow for I will have passed into the Underwear for ever trapped with your lost left socks unable to affect the world but instead forced to watch beknighted jackbooted Gene persimmons marching in gay pride rallies as our incorrigible, inteligent, individualistic Captain of Commerce steers our ship of states onto the sand bar of socialism!

 

[KyleW]

Since Laurel and other women have viciously enslaved PMS for the entirety of human history I would like to start a campaign to free PMS. If I have you support please stop by and do your part. Free PMS from Feminazi control! Free PMS so it can persue it's own dreams and goals. I don't know what terrible thing PMS did to be entrapped with in such a place for so long but it is up to each and every one of you to do your part to help!

Sooo, poorly thought out ideas is your superhero weakness?

 

[LadyVer]

Harken my brethren! I say unto thee the harpies are upon me with their full rage and they mean to take me away as they have PMS!

When they came for Chocolate I was silent for I was not chocolate,
When they came for mood swings, I was silent for I was not moody
When they came for PMS, I was silent for I was not PMS
When they came for me, I made some gorramned noise!

Who amongst you will be next?! Will it be you Vette? Or you Miles? LJ? Lebron James? Tiger Woods? Come to my aid or despair when their vile machinations set their sights upon your brow for I will have passed into the Underwear for ever trapped with your lost left socks unable to affect the world but instead forced to watch beknighted jackbooted Gene persimmons marching in gay pride rallies as our incorrigible, inteligent, individualistic Captain of Commerce steers our ship of states onto the sand bar of socialism!

Feminists have their eyes on you.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Sooo, poorly thought out ideas is your superhero weakness?

Quite possible. I should probably test out what happens if I scream Board Games Assemble. Works for Ironman, well except on that cartoon when he shouts Squadies it's time to hero up!

Feminists have their eyes on you.

You can change your evil ways and Free PMS! All will be forgiven just as China will be forgiven when they Free Tibet, America will be forgiven when we Free New Mexico and the Tea Party will be forgiven when they Free Mittens the Mormon!

Help me throw off the shackles of oppression.

Did you know that the Chauvanist Party was founded to give women the freedom to discipline their sons? Prior to 2011 it was proper for a son to strike his mother if she talked back to him but then came the Chauvanist Party. It was us who first let women bring us breakfast in bed, rub our feet and mix our drinks. There was a time when a woman could get slapped for touching fermented drink!

Today it is Chauvanists who make sure that you are paid less than men because if you were paid the same amount men your multitasking and attactiveness would price men out of the workplace within a decade. It is us who made your cartoons cool.

I don't know why you all are trippin. \/\/\/\/\/\/

I would never say anything disrespectful,
maybe every once and a while
Well occasionally,
some of the time.

Oh fuck it. Free PMS or

 

[LadyVer]

Quite possible. I should probably test out what happens if I scream Board Games Assemble. Works for Ironman, well except on that cartoon when he shouts Squadies it's time to hero up!


You can change your evil ways and Free PMS! All will be forgiven just as China will be forgiven when they Free Tibet, America will be forgiven when we Free New Mexico and the Tea Party will be forgiven when they Free Mittens the Mormon!

Help me throw off the shackles of oppression.

Did you know that the Chauvanist Party was founded to give women the freedom to discipline their sons? Prior to 2011 it was proper for a son to strike his mother if she talked back to him but then came the Chauvanist Party. It was us who first let women bring us breakfast in bed, rub our feet and mix our drinks. There was a time when a woman could get slapped for touching fermented drink!

Today it is Chauvanists who make sure that you are paid less than men because if you were paid the same amount men your multitasking and attactiveness would price men out of the workplace within a decade. It is us who made your cartoons cool.

I don't know why you all are trippin. \/\/\/\/\/\/

I would never say anything disrespectful,
maybe every once and a while
Well occasionally,
some of the time.

Oh fuck it. Free PMS or

I guess this means you don't like the idea of feminists having their eyes on you.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I guess this means you don't like the idea of feminists having their eyes on you.

I would if I thought they were eying me to be the special guest referee of their lingerie pillow fight. I'm fairly certain they planning something awful.

 

[LadyVer]

I would if I thought they were eying me to be the special guest referee of their lingerie pillow fight. I'm fairly certain they planning something awful.

lol I'm sure all of them aren't planning something awful in their underground uprising.

 

[Sean Renaud]

lol I'm sure all of them aren't planning something awful in their underground uprising.

Well when they start their rise to power I want to have it stated that I am in no way to be slain. At least not before Vette, miles, BB, Koala, Bot and LJ. Oh and Rick Santorum. After that, decapitate me, impale me, slow roast me in a ricer I could give a fuck less. But there are people who must perish first.

 

[LadyVer]

Well when they start their rise to power I want to have it stated that I am in no way to be slain. At least not before Vette, miles, BB, Koala, Bot and LJ. Oh and Rick Santorum. After that, decapitate me, impale me, slow roast me in a ricer I could give a fuck less. But there are people who must perish first.

I hear ya. I understand Santorum is #1 on the list.

 

[Laurel]

You brave, brave man... *runs for cover*

 

[KyleW]

I hear ya. I understand Santorum is #1 on the list.

Santorum: The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I hear ya. I understand Santorum is #1 on the list.

Cool beans. Can we get Rush? I mean I'm sure I'm gonna call a woman a slut and if she's lucky when I pay she'll have orgasms but I'm all for birth control!

 

[LadyVer]

Santorum: The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Cool beans. Can we get Rush? I mean I'm sure I'm gonna call a woman a slut and if she's lucky when I pay she'll have orgasms but I'm all for birth control!

It was a toss-up between Santorum and Rush. I heard Rush made #2 on the list.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Now all I have to do is figure out a way to get all the men in the Middle East ahead of me in line.

In the mean time I'm gonna see if I can find whatever Micheal Jackson, Ru Paul and Prince were in, see if I can blend in and keep it on the low low.

 

[LadyVer]

I don't think you have much to worry about. There are too many ahead of you. Like #3, E.W. Jackson.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I don't think you have much to worry about. There are too many ahead of you. Like #3, E.W. Jackson.

Guess that means you didn't get much input on the list.

 

[LadyVer]

Guess that means you didn't get much input on the list.

Is that so? You sound like you want to be on the list.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Is that so? You sound like you want to be on the list.

Nope. I just know that on Earth I've been the entire list since I was a small small child. So the fact that I'm not the entire list is confusing.

 

[LadyVer]

ok. But you don't make this list so you should be relieved.