Lancecastor
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I believe it was Sir John A. MacDonald who first said "Hey you kids, get away from my gin!"
Which begs the question as to whether he was loaded or that was the last spike he had in his waistcoat.
But I digress.
The Freedom to Make Speeches is a lovely Right. In fact, I think it was Orville Reddenbacker-Right of Kitty Hock who, when spat upon by his brother Erville, fairly popped with Righteous in dick nation.
It's a shiny right, and now is protected by Chrysler's 7/115 warranty...the best in the business...with free air and low 1% APR financing or a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader till January 2004, or whoever cums first.
It's a liberal Right; in fact, it's a bit of a Leftist. Dyslexic? Mabye.
It's good to be right, but it's right to be good, and still free to be good and right, but just get sick and see what happens.
It's right some good, paradoxically, that those leftist rights to which we cling, use new Bounce liquid in the rinse cycle, with the dryer sheets stuffed under the car seat to absorb cigarette smoke, while panty shields are black and you still can cut yourself with a Mach III even though the pretty boyz in the ads are totally buff.
It's a tricky business this.
Which begs the question as to whether he was loaded or that was the last spike he had in his waistcoat.
But I digress.
The Freedom to Make Speeches is a lovely Right. In fact, I think it was Orville Reddenbacker-Right of Kitty Hock who, when spat upon by his brother Erville, fairly popped with Righteous in dick nation.
It's a shiny right, and now is protected by Chrysler's 7/115 warranty...the best in the business...with free air and low 1% APR financing or a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader till January 2004, or whoever cums first.
It's a liberal Right; in fact, it's a bit of a Leftist. Dyslexic? Mabye.
It's good to be right, but it's right to be good, and still free to be good and right, but just get sick and see what happens.
It's right some good, paradoxically, that those leftist rights to which we cling, use new Bounce liquid in the rinse cycle, with the dryer sheets stuffed under the car seat to absorb cigarette smoke, while panty shields are black and you still can cut yourself with a Mach III even though the pretty boyz in the ads are totally buff.
It's a tricky business this.
