FREE FOR THE ASKING: Lit Duct Tape

[miles]

One roll per troll. Guaranteed to silence the most extreme and obnoxious Beasts of the Board. Field tested and proven effective against Redwave, pp_man, and other vermin species.

God Save the Board

 

[morninggirl5]

I'm just curious, is there a limit to the number of rolls one can use at a time?

I thought there was a limit when we first got that nice button.

 

[miles]

I'm just curious, is there a limit to the number of rolls one can use at a time?

I thought there was a limit when we first got that nice button.

These times call for drastic measures, ma'am. We got plenty. Need some for yomomenthem?

 

[morninggirl5]

I've used more rolls in the last two weeks than in the last year.

It has this amazing effect of keeping me from saying some things i shouldn't too.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I'll take a roll of that stuff. Is it the super clingy stuff that rips skin off when removed?

 

[freakygirl]

Does it come in assorted colors?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Does it come in assorted colors?

Freaky... LOVE your AV.

 

[penguindance]

 

[freakygirl]

Freaky... LOVE your AV.

Thank you

 

[Aquila]

have you ever wondered what it would be like to be ducttaped to a wall and left to die?

 

[Mischka]

I'll take a roll of that stuff. Is it the super clingy stuff that rips skin off when removed?

That kind hurts. Though it does make some fine cleavage in a pinch.

 

[glamorilla]

i want to use my scissors.

 

[miles]

Custom colors and widths are immediately available. We also have a wide range of sticky factors from 1 (Band-Aid) to 55 (Skin Graft).

 

[Barely__There]

Custom colors and widths are immediately available. We also have a wide range of sticky factors from 1 (Band-Aid) to 55 (Skin Graft).

three inch, in cobalt blue, two rolls please

 

[freakygirl]

I'll take 6 rolls of the 55 ..

One green, two pink, two orange and a red...all in 2 inch width.

 

[miles]

I'll take 6 rolls of the 55 ..

One green, two pink, two orange and a red...all in 2 inch width.

Remind me not to troll you.

 

[freakygirl]

Remind me not to troll you.

Why? Don't like my color choices?

 

[miles]

Why? Don't like my color choices?

No - you took that double nickel shit. It rips the hide slap off a frigging elephant.

 

[freakygirl]

No - you took that double nickel shit. It rips the hide slap off a frigging elephant.

Ah.. well you don't seem like the troll type anyway.

By the way.. Nice shoes

 

[427cobra]

One roll per troll. Guaranteed to silence the most extreme and obnoxious Beasts of the Board. Field tested and proven effective against Redwave, pp_man, and other vermin species.

God Save the Board

Wouldn't pesticide be more effective? Or a really big rock?

 

[MNGuy]

I was supposed to use it on trolls?! I like my idea better.

 

[Zaudika]

have you ever wondered what it would be like to be ducttaped to a wall and left to die?

We once duct taped my sister to the wall. Took quite a long time.. and lots of duct tape......
We didn't leave her to die though......

..way to much time on our hands at that time..

 

[ChefChip]

as a hardware guy how could I resist a thread about duct tape. I have a whole store of the stuff so if you want to stop by and pick up a roll I'll give you my discount.