Free boy toy to a good home

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miles

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At your beck and call. Clean, thrifty, adventurous, and very horny. Can play many different roles. Limited offer.

Women only call toll-free 1 - FUK - MILZ. The first 10 callers win a free gift.
 
miles said:
At your beck and call. Clean, thrifty, adventurous, and very horny. Can play many different roles. Limited offer.

Women only call toll-free 1 - FUK - MILZ. The first 10 callers win a free gift.


*I'm sorry the number you have dialed has been changed or is no longer in service... *

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Come to NY, Miles. I could use a good boy (or man) toy to please me...

Do you do laundry as well? :)
 
miles, are you leaving me? Is it because I took down the lesbian ass-fucking avatar?

More importantly: Does this mean you'll no longer be the only member of my imaginary Lit harem? Or are you just generously sharing yourself with others, for the good of all? ;)
 
"Thrifty" is not the first adjective that comes to mind for a boy toy. Interesting angle there, miles.
 
Hey, I could use a cute boy toy...

Hey Miles, is that offer open to boys too?

Mischka said:
"Thrifty" is not the first adjective that comes to mind for a boy toy. Interesting angle there, miles.

Maybe he was a Girl Guide.

spectral
 
MorgaineLaFay
I have the tools for pools

lilminx
Under certain conditions

Allexus_TN
Yep

Starfish
Hehe. Good memory, Fishie

RisiaSkye
No.
No.
Hell, no.
Yes

Mischka
Oh, yeah?
 
It's easy to be hard..

but not hard for you to be easy.


What are these "roles" you speak of?
 
miles said:
At your beck and call. Clean, thrifty, adventurous, and very horny. Can play many different roles. Limited offer.

Women only call toll-free 1 - FUK - MILZ. The first 10 callers win a free gift.

You mean Morgy didn't employ you after the last boy-toy thread?

Or was it just me :D
 
Re: Re: Free boy toy to a good home

Starblayde said:


You mean Morgy didn't employ you after the last boy-toy thread?

Or was it just me :D

I was just trying to get to you on that thread Doll;)

Morgy
:kiss:
 
Hey, i have a pm box and multiple chat programs...

or you could just try telepathy... i think we're on the same wavelength :D
 
Starblayde said:
Hey, i have a pm box and multiple chat programs...

or you could just try telepathy... i think we're on the same wavelength :D

Shamelessly high jacking Boy Toy thread...

Morgainelafay on MSN
 
miles said:
At your beck and call. Clean, thrifty, adventurous, and very horny. Can play many different roles. Limited offer.

Women only call toll-free 1 - FUK - MILZ. The first 10 callers win a free gift.

How are you at giving massage?? I could use a good full body massage right now.
 
Miles, can you draw me a nice hot bubble bath, pet?

Oh, and get the nail polish out too. I need a pedicure.
 
Free trial

How long is the trial period? I need to know so I can make my list.;)
 
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