free beer!

[thør]

Nope. Caught one in the printer this morning, felt nothing.

Tuck them under your arms when you're close to that damn printer!

 

[HarryHill]

Did you have to reprint?

 

[butters]

Ouch! I insist I kiss it better.

dear lord...

 

[thør]

Yes, my daughter?

 

[tristantrotsky]

Massaging with warm olive oil xx

Massaging with fresh spunk, nine-out-of-ten healthcare-professionals insist that fresh sperm has genuine medicinal properties in rejuvenating and reviving the smooth delicate skin of a lady's breasts...

 

[thør]

I'm not a doctor, but I play doctor in the bedroom.

 

[FataMorgana]

Massaging with fresh spunk, nine-out-of-ten healthcare-professionals insist that fresh sperm has genuine medicinal properties in rejuvenating and reviving the smooth delicate skin of a lady's breasts...

You filthy BASTARD. May God have mercy on you.

 

[neci]

my titties just puked.

 

[tristantrotsky]

You filthy BASTARD. May God have mercy on you.

There are no gods and morality is situational.

 

[FataMorgana]

There are no gods and morality is situational.

There is only one and he sent his only son to die for our sins in tartan slippers.

 

[neci]

my titties could use a nice pair of tartan slippers.

 

[spacekowboy]

Well that is one way to ruin a thread about glorious tits.

 

[FataMorgana]

Well that is one way to ruin a thread about glorious tits.

I am spreading the word of the lord. I shall sprinkle some holy water on your draught excluder.

 

[neci]

sprinkle me, fata! sprinkle me!

 

[FataMorgana]

sprinkle me, fata! sprinkle me!

You'll get the hose missy.
*Squirts*

 

[FataMorgana]

Just put some butter on them and pop them under the grill for a few minutes until they brown.

You are talking about teacakes?

(I'll put my glasses on!)

Ooh. A woman after my own heart.

 

[FataMorgana]

Or maybe a little crumpet?

Good god yes. With butter dripping through the holes.

 

[HarryHill]

Helmets, elbow pads, and knee pads.

Ready for anything!

Cake?

 

[spacekowboy]

Well now I want titties and beer. Thanks a heap!

 

[neci]

titty beer!

 

[spacekowboy]

The best beer there is.

 

[neci]

tonight i'm drinking la chouffe. it's pretty far up there.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sorry, Neci but no where near as great as titty beer. Not even the same ball park.

 

[neci]

96 vs 100. four holy points.

 

[neci]

i may be a bit tipsy again. lit makes me look like a fucking lush. this is why i'mm off tyhe book of faces. one night with a beer too many, and i'm telling nay one who listens what a cunt they are. bunch of cunts out there.