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SamScribble said:
Damn. I knew I should have paid more attention in Swahili classes.
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My first introduction to erotic verse was the Latin and Greek compositions written in the school toilets.

I never did manage to understand the Greek but I was told heterosexuals didn't need to...
 
Tio_Narratore said:
Sky and Sty (BBQ Chicken and Pulled Pork) and a Bud.
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I like the sound of that; new saying to me! (makes note!)

but what came to mind really was SLY (not sky nor sty) and the Family Stone.

(lol..it's an afterthought but too good - IMO - to pass up)...Pulled Pork and Beef Jerky (jerked beef).:)
 
Mmm, surf n' turf. Rugby player's dream meal.
:kiss:

(Breakfast time means running around screaming: Eat your sausage! No, you can't have cereal! Where are your school shoes? Don't scream at me when I'm screaming at you! Don't forget your sandwiches!)

Eggs on toast - cup of tea.

(Half a sugar in yours, HP? :rose:)
 
NaokoSmith said:
Mmm, surf n' turf. Rugby player's dream meal.
:kiss:

(Breakfast time means running around screaming: Eat your sausage! No, you can't have cereal! Where are your school shoes? Don't scream at me when I'm screaming at you! Don't forget your sandwiches!)

Eggs on toast - cup of tea.

(Half a sugar in yours, HP? :rose:)
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Sand and surf... a beach lover's dream.:)
 
NaokoSmith said:
Mmm, surf n' turf. Rugby player's dream meal.
:kiss:

(Breakfast time means running around screaming: Eat your sausage! No, you can't have cereal! Where are your school shoes? Don't scream at me when I'm screaming at you! Don't forget your sandwiches!)

Eggs on toast - cup of tea.

(Half a sugar in yours, HP? :rose:)
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If you're cooking, Naoko, I'd like some French toast and a black coffee. LOL!
 
steve44uk said:
If you want your sausage with sauce, who am I to deny you...? :devil:
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Umm. . . slowly backing away from that entendre. . . I'm just here for the buffet... okay. . . maybe the side dishes too...ya' know, your sausage is really, really distracting me... once again, the crafty Brit attacking the poor American rube from a rear flank...
 
NekoParks said:
Umm. . . slowly backing away from that entendre. . . I'm just here for the buffet... okay. . . maybe the side dishes too...ya' know, your sausage is really, really distracting me... once again, the crafty Brit attacking the poor American rube from a rear flank...
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Smorgasbord... ;)
Oh, I'm so sorry... "Poor rube." Yeah, right... :rolleyes:

How are you at anagrams...? ;)
 
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I don't want to think about Steve's sausage and Neko's rear flank. I am really really not thinking about that. Very hard.

Steve - <cough> sausage strumpet <cough>

OK, you all got your
Eggs on toast, with a cup of tea?
French toast, with coffee (my coffee has caused construction workers to weep and beg me to go dancing with them)
Sausage. With sauce. Not that Steve needs it!

Why are you all ordering this in here instead of from Rolf in the Naked Party thread? Honestly! It's a good job there's a MILF around the house. And now may I get on with some work? What do you mean, your electronic toy is broken again. Yes, the spare batteries are in the drawer. No, that drawer. No ... oh, just let me do it then. Where was I ...? Look, I know less about the Wii than you do, for God's sake! Don't say, "for God's sake!" I'll come and hit the telly once and then you must get on with it quietly while I finish my work. OK? Do we have a deal? No, no sweets. OK, just two or three.

Sweets for the sweets!

http://www.sweetsforu.co.uk/images/lucky-dip%20last.jpg
 
NaokoSmith said:
I don't want to think about Steve's sausage and Neko's rear flank. I am really really not thinking about that. Very hard.

Steve - <cough> sausage strumpet <cough>

OK, you all got your
Eggs on toast, with a cup of tea?
French toast, with coffee (my coffee has caused construction workers to weep and beg me to go dancing with them)
Sausage. With sauce. Not that Steve needs it!

Why are you all ordering this in here instead of from Rolf in the Naked Party thread? Honestly! It's a good job there's a MILF around the house. And now may I get on with some work? What do you mean, your electronic toy is broken again. Yes, the spare batteries are in the drawer. No, that drawer. No ... oh, just let me do it then. Where was I ...? Look, I know less about the Wii than you do, for God's sake! Don't say, "for God's sake!" I'll come and hit the telly once and then you must get on with it quietly while I finish my work. OK? Do we have a deal? No, no sweets. OK, just two or three.

Sweets for the sweets!

http://www.sweetsforu.co.uk/images/lucky-dip%20last.jpg
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I've got a coffee order at Naked Party Thread, but I realized that I was over dressed. Mea Culpa....
 
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