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From champagne to common as muck! Well, skipping over muckspreader, I'm going to go for

combine harvester (Massey Ferguson, of course)

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Wasn't that the Worzzles ?
:)

Yes! And all the boys in my school. While others dreamed of Jaguar E types (you and me, HP), their eyes would go soft and they would tremble like grasses in the breeze while they murmured to you about different models of Massey Ferguson tractors. Bless.

Worzel Gummidge.

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Yes! And all the boys in my school. While others dreamed of Jaguar E types (you and me, HP), their eyes would go soft and they would tremble like grasses in the breeze while they murmured to you about different models of Massey Ferguson tractors. Bless.

Worzel Gummidge.

:rose:

Nice Canadian touch, Naoko. Thanks.
 
But have you got the legs for tights, HP?

Oh no, we've been here before! Men in tights, stockings ....

Let's go from the dragon to chivalry.

(Self to child: Did you have a fun day in school?
Child: It was boring, we had to write a story.
Self: That's fun isn't it?
Child: The story was set, we had to write about a dragon and a Princess. I wanted the Princess to rescue the Knight but you had to have the Knight rescue the Princess.
Gay guy pal: I want the femme Princess to marry the butch Dragon.)
 
Oh no, we've been here before! Men in tights, stockings ....

Let's go from the dragon to chivalry.

(Self to child: Did you have a fun day in school?
Child: It was boring, we had to write a story.
Self: That's fun isn't it?
Child: The story was set, we had to write about a dragon and a Princess. I wanted the Princess to rescue the Knight but you had to have the Knight rescue the Princess.
Gay guy pal: I want the femme Princess to marry the butch Dragon.)

It's too young for her, but...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Worst-Princess-Anna-Kemp/dp/1847388760

<edit> Gosh. I just broke 1500 posts... :eek:
 
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