Free Association Thread 5

[Handley_Page]

I blame my obsessive pack-ratting on my late mother. There are times I think she saved everything I ever brought home from school. Every report card from kindergarten through five years of college, elementary school workbooks, more than twenty scrapbooks, and things like my first tooth, first stuffed animal, and first booties and sippy cup. Someday I'll decide to toss a bunch of it.

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Or leave it to your grandchildren ?
It sounds like real History !

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Or leave it to your grandchildren ?
It sounds like real History !

I'm a bit late, but I do have to follow up on Desiderata with

National Lampoon's Deteriorata

You are a fluke of the Universe...

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'm a bit late, but I do have to follow up on Desiderata with

National Lampoon's Deteriorata

You are a fluke of the Universe...

Or a fluke in the Intestine of the Universe?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Or a fluke in the Intestine of the Universe?

Liver Flukes

 

[MagicaPractica]

Liver Flukes

Liver spots.

 

[JKendallDane]

Liver spots.

Spotted Owls

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[Tio_Narratore]

Liver spots.

Old man's liver,
That old man's liver,
It's quite cirrhotic,
Nearly necrotic,
Yet he keeps drinking
And rotting his liver away...

(Tio Narratore)

 

[JKendallDane]

Old man's liver,
That old man's liver,
It's quite cirrhotic,
Nearly necrotic,
Yet he keeps drinking
And rotting his liver away...

(Tio Narratore)

I've eaten shark, octopus, alligator, ostrich, and even rattlesnake, but the one thing I have never developed a taste for is liver and onions.

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[SamScribble]

I've eaten shark, octopus, alligator, ostrich, and even rattlesnake, but the one thing I have never developed a taste for is liver and onions.

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Fegato alla veneziana. Yum.

 

[Handley_Page]

Fegato alla veneziana. Yum.

Fellacio ?
Ah, now there's a plan

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Fellacio ?
Ah, now there's a plan

OK, that's A Plan; what's Plan B?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Plan B?
Plan B is the Morning-After Pill!

What do you do the morning after, Bill?

 

[JKendallDane]

What do you do the morning after, Bill?

If it was good you get up and fix him breakfast. If it was bad you get up and get out before he wakes up.

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[Tio_Narratore]

If it was good you get up and fix him breakfast. If it was bad you get up and get out before he wakes up.

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And if it was really good, you get up and eat each other for breakfast.

 

[JKendallDane]

And if it was really good, you get up and eat each other for breakfast.

Guess that would be Plan C ... brunch and munch.

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[Handley_Page]

Guess that would be Plan C ... brunch and munch.

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Option C it is, then!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Option C it is, then!

So this is what goes on when I leave you guys alone for a day? Oy vey.

 

[JKendallDane]

So this is what goes on when I leave you guys alone for a day? Oy vey.

Boys will be boys.

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[MagicaPractica]

Boys will be boys.

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"Bad, bad, bad, bad boys. They make me feel so good." Gloria Estefan

 

[SamScribble]

"Bad, bad, bad, bad boys. They make me feel so good." Gloria Estefan

Slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails

 

[JKendallDane]

Slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails

And then we discover masturbation and you can't get us out of the shower.

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[Tio_Narratore]

And then we discover masturbation and you can't get us out of the shower.

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"No, Mom, that's not me. It's an invisible hand under my blanket."
-Adam Smith

And so began modern market economics...

 

[MagicaPractica]

"No, Mom, that's not me. It's an invisible hand under my blanket."
-Adam Smith

And so began modern market economics...

And the beginning of the magic show - Sleight of hand.

 

[SamScribble]

And the beginning of the magic show - Sleight of hand.

Pick a card, any card. No, don't let me see it.

 

[Handley_Page]

Pick a card, any card. No, don't let me see it.

"Now look at it and remember it, then put it back anywhere in the pack. . ."