Free Association Thread 4

[MichaelinChina]

"Friend with benefits."

Actually it came from the name of a Boy Scout camp, "Ke-Mo-Sah-Be" in Minnesota. It might have been derived from Ojibwe /gimoozabey/, meaning "he who peeks."

Pizza in China is "Bi - sa". If you get the order wrong it's 'sa-bi' which means 'clitoris'.

So if you happen to ask for pizza and get it wrong...

 

[loquere]

Pizza in China is "Bi - sa". If you get the order wrong it's 'sa-bi' which means 'clitoris'.

So if you happen to ask for pizza and get it wrong...

Bloody Diarrhea

 

[SamScribble]

Bloody Diarrhea

Was she that Irish girl? Diarrhea O'Brean? Something like that.

 

[JKendallDane]

Was she that Irish girl? Diarrhea O'Brean? Something like that.

Wasn't she the one that kissed Blarney's stones?

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[L1tTleD1fferent]

Wasn't she the one that kissed Blarney's stones?

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Might have... Except he made a stop in Paris, bought off of Lance, & nobody can find his stones any more.

 

[SamScribble]

Wasn't she the one that kissed Blarney's stones?

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Don't you have to hang upside down to do that, JKD?

 

[JKendallDane]

Don't you have to hang upside down to do that, JKD?

I only hang upside down when I'm tied to the ceiling fan.

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[Handley_Page]

Was she that Irish girl? Diarrhea O'Brean? Something like that.

Do you mean "Dara Ó Briain" ?

A very funny and quick-witted man, often seen on our TV.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Do you mean "Dara Ó Briain" ?

A very funny and quick-witted man, often seen on our TV.

Any relation to Kerry O'Brien? He's a retired political commentator/host of current affairs program in Oz.

 

[Handley_Page]

Any relation to Kerry O'Brien? He's a retired political commentator/host of current affairs program in Oz.

Doubt it.

 

[JKendallDane]

Doubt it.

Doubting Thomas

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[Handley_Page]

Doubting Thomas

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Thomas the Rhymer

 

[JKendallDane]

Thomas the Rhymer

The Queen of Elfland

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[L1tTleD1fferent]

The Queen of Elfland

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Keebler Elves... Who need to make cookies for diabetics.

 

[JKendallDane]

Keebler Elves... Who need to make cookies for diabetics.

Getting to lick the spoon when making cookies.

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[loquere]

Getting to lick the spoon when making cookies.

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Analingus.

 

[JKendallDane]

Analingus.

The heat of the meat is directly proportionate to the cube of the tube times the angle of the dangle and square of the hair divided by the mass of the ass and the torque of the pork.

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[SamScribble]

The heat of the meat is directly proportionate to the cube of the tube times the angle of the dangle and square of the hair divided by the mass of the ass and the torque of the pork.

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Or, as a physicist might say, think of the cow as a sphere

 

[MichaelinChina]

Or, as a physicist might say, think of the cow as a sphere

Who might think of the sphere as a cow?

 

[Handley_Page]

Who might think of the sphere as a cow?

Another sphere might.

 

[JKendallDane]

Another sphere might.

Influence peddler.

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[L1tTleD1fferent]

Influence peddler.

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"The Old Dope Peddler" by Tom Lehrer.

 

[loquere]

"The Old Dope Peddler" by Tom Lehrer.

Peasantry

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"The Old Dope Peddler" by Tom Lehrer.

Selling nickel bags of oregano to Jersey kids on Bleeker Street.

 

[loquere]

Selling nickel bags of oregano to Jersey kids on Bleeker Street.

McDonald's