Free Association Thread 4

[Handley_Page]

Hubert Horatio Humphrey

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Tom Lehrer had a song about Hubert.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Tom Lehrer had a song about Hubert.

Humphrey B Bear

 

[JKendallDane]

Humphrey B Bear

Smokey the Bear

http://www.smokeybear.com/vault/img/assets/p1959c.jpg

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[SamScribble]

Smokey the Bear

http://www.smokeybear.com/vault/img/assets/p1959c.jpg

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On Top of Old Smoky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J5O_YlfFqk

 

[MichaelinChina]

On Top of Old Smoky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J5O_YlfFqk

I want to know why the smaller bear is not wearing pants -- like Smokey?

 

[SamScribble]

I want to know why the smaller bear is not wearing pants -- like Smokey?

'Cause he's a bare bum bear - perhaps?

 

[Handley_Page]

I want to know why the smaller bear is not wearing pants -- like Smokey?

'Cos the suppliers did not have jeans in his size ?

 

[MichaelinChina]

'Cos the suppliers did not have jeans in his size ?

Trust the Brains Trust to come up with a couple of plausible suggestions.

 

[JKendallDane]

Trust the Brains Trust to come up with a couple of plausible suggestions.

The ultimate ass-covering fallback position of nearly every sleaze bag politician: Plausible deniability.

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[MichaelinChina]

The ultimate ass-covering fallback position of nearly every sleaze bag politician: Plausible deniability.

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collateral damage

 

[Tio_Narratore]

collateral damage

C'est dommage

 

[JKendallDane]

C'est dommage

Isn't that the really fancy, top-of-the-line Cadillac...the Coupe do'mmage?

(go ahead. i'd boo that one myself )

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[MichaelinChina]

Isn't that the really fancy, top-of-the-line Cadillac...the Coupe do'mmage?

(go ahead. i'd boo that one myself )

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BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[loquere]

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!!

 

[Handley_Page]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!!

Better than that ole Cadillac

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Better than that ole Cadillac

Mercedes Benz

 

[JKendallDane]

Mercedes Benz

Hurricane Ivan was such a bastard. This was no way to treat two classic Mercedes!

 

[Handley_Page]

Hurricane Ivan was such a bastard. This was no way to treat two classic Mercedes!

Fortunately, we get real bad ones less often.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Fortunately, we get real bad ones less often.

Hurricane Carter

 

[JKendallDane]

Hurricane Carter

What Sergeant Vince Carter became when he found out PFC Gomer Pyle was gay?

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[Tio_Narratore]

What Sergeant Vince Carter became when he found out PFC Gomer Pyle was gay?

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Enola Gay

 

[MichaelinChina]

Enola Gay

Ebola virus

 

[Handley_Page]

Ebola virus

Anti-virus: McAffee??

 

[MichaelinChina]

Anti-virus: McAffee??

Chinese waiter to customer: "You forcoffee now?"

Customer: "No, we will leave when we want to, ok?"

 

[JKendallDane]

Chinese waiter to customer: "You forcoffee now?"

Customer: "No, we will leave when we want to, ok?"

Leaving on a Jet Plane

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