MichaelinChina
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What is the connection between the colour of the frock (dress?) and the shape of the figure under it ?
Black Slacks
maybe it's a female thing HP.
Does my arse look big in this?

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What is the connection between the colour of the frock (dress?) and the shape of the figure under it ?
Black Slacks

maybe it's a female thing HP.
Does my arse look big in this?![]()
What is the connection between the colour of the frock (dress?) and the shape of the figure under it ?
white maximizes, black minimizes: an optical illusion that "we" females are taught to keep in mind to optimize that which nature gave us and which we have modified, for better or worse, over the years...
"I am not qualified to answer this question. It is beyond my Pay Grade."
yep, there is no answer to that question; back away or redirect
My... how gorgeous your eye color is, I never noticed before...
What is the connection between the colour of the frock (dress?) and the shape of the figure under it ?
white maximizes, black minimizes: an optical illusion that "we" females are taught to keep in mind to optimize that which nature gave us and which we have modified, for better or worse, over the years...
yep, there is no answer to that question; back away or redirect
My... how gorgeous your eye color is, I never noticed before...
what big TEETH you have, grandma!![]()
what big TEETH you have, grandma!![]()
Thanks, those aren't mine dearie... The fangs, on the other hand....
Thanks, those aren't mine dearie... The fangs, on the other hand....
wolf in sheep's clothing
Wolverine
Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtle Diary
Mon Repos...in Queensland, famous for turtles crawling up the beach to lay eggs...oh also the place where Bert Hinkler (aviator) learned to fly, after watching ibises.
Finding Nemo (better than the other thing I was thinking of, monitor lizards, which eat turtle hatchlings)
Free Willy...oh wait..Nemo was a bloody clown fish! Will was a whale
..actually, the biggest threat to the turtles is the lights from nearby housing developments. the baby turtles get disoriented by the lights and head inland (to dogs etc) and not to the sea.
Indeed...
...and yes, yours is bigger than mine...!![]()
not penis envy? surely not!![]()
...ego, dearest, ego!
and penis vs clit - just the facts...
of course (nudge, nudge, wink wink, say no more)
Ali V Frasier
between a rock and a hard place![]()
compromise?
Compromise: when neither party ends up with what they wanted
Hello, Michael
the answer to one of my exam questions to my Chinese students..."What does 'meeting each other half way' mean?"
Dir - the one chicken town halfway to the Himalayas on the Karakorum Highway. About which, one can only say: "oh dear".
Well, I suppose at least there is a polo pitch.![]()
"Number 97...to the snack bar please!" (it's a novelty song btw)