NaokoSmith
Honourable Slut
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- Jul 10, 2012
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'Lo Sugar
U-Haul.
Hello, Honey
Oh, my back! Why didn't I just get a couple of big blokes in?
A couple of big blokes ... there's an idea! For your back, you will be needing
a chiropractor.
Youtube?
U turn?
you whore?

grasshopper
Lawnmower
Mmm, very attractive!
Jungle.
lawnmower
Oh well, we seem to be going round in Wembley stripes![]()
zebras or tigers...or White Stripes...good choice there!
Yes, I've got a whole menagerie to choose from![]()
Howard Jacobson...Zoo Time
A Zed and Two Noughts
Zed ling ling (2003 = er ling ling san)
wiki leaks![]()
Need a plumber to see to my pipes
Plumbum is the favourite element of one of the cub scouts - it's the Latin for lead. Of course the cub scouts go: Plum ... bum hehehehehehehe!![]()
listened to a program on Spike Milligan last night. He and his kids loved poems about bums.
Poems about bums are great.
The Goon Show
go on!
Um ... bums.
Peachy bums
Saggy bums
Bums at the beach.
I saw a fabulous bum the other night. It was in a tight white frock. It was seriously like two melons in a carrier bag going along. She had too long a back for a white frock really, but nobody cared cuz as she walked along, the guys were staring behind her to check her bum.
Later she walked into the bar I was in! and I got to check out her bum frequently when she went to order drinks.![]()
