FOX News: Tailor made for retards

Purple Haze

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Let's reel them in.

O'Reilly is a clueless buttfuck, he interviews Alec Guiness' brother because Alec Guiness won't talk to him. Alec Guiness is an actor, the brother he interviews is not, but a political activist. O'Reilly interviews the political activist, but can only ask questions about the brother, who is an actor, and the actor's political activism. He doesn't ask the actor's brother about his brother's acting, but asks the actor's brother about his actor brother's political activism, are you following me? He actually asks the actor's politically active brother if actors have too much political influence. He doesn't ask the politically active brother of Alec Guiness about his own political activism, but about his non-acting career, and his brother's political activism, while interjecting irrelevant clips of the actor's movie scenes.

He interviews Rosie O'Donnell, who has more balls than most, about Ellen DeGenerate's lesbianism. I guess she should know all about it, right? After all they're both lesbian comics, they all think the same right? Right.

They call this the news.
 
Aren't these the same people who came up with Celebrity Boxing?
 
Purple Haze said:
Let's reel them in.

O'Reilly is a clueless buttfuck, he interviews Alec Guiness' brother because Alec Guiness won't talk to him.

Uh, isn't he dead? We're talking about the original Obi Wan right? Or...am I missing the joke in this...? LOL.
 
Good eye, Zamdrist.

Alec Baldwin is the actor whose political views are in question.

Through his brother.

May the force be with you.
 
Purple Haze said:
They call this the news.

I wouldn't call him a clueless butt-fuck; he probably knows much more about what's going on in the world then you do, sir. They don't make idiots news anchors, and they always tell the truth on television. They have to; it's the law.
 
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Greyface said:
They don't make idiots news anchors, and they always tell the truth on television. They have to; it's the law.

Tailor made!
 
Purple Haze said:
Good eye, Zamdrist.

Alec Baldwin is the actor whose political views are in question.

Through his brother.

May the force be with you.

Well damn...and here I thought I was missing some complicated but very funny inside joke. <sigh>

May for force be with you too, always.
 
Pleased don't make me wet myself greyface.

ROTFFFLMFAFO
 
I thought it was crap too... He said that Celebrities don't back things up... by not going on his show... which offends him.

Y'know... if there's a guy who keeps calling me a jackass without having talked to me at all.. I'm REALLY gonna be inclined to go on his show.

Plus O'Reiley is just doing this for Publicity. Got us talking about him.

Bill is really sad. The only talk show he can get booked on is Last call With Tool.. I mean Carson Daily
 
O'Reilly... O'Reilly...

*scratches head*

Is he the one on Fox who broke into Al Capone's vault? No, that was Geraldo.

Hmm... Oh yeah, I know - he's the guy from that bastion of journalistic integrity Inside Edition.
 
Yea O'Whiney has a tv special about celebrity and politics

:p
 
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