Four Word Horror Story (NO POLITICS)

[barefootgirl69]

What four words strike terror in your heart?

I'll repeat, this is a NON-POLITICAL thread. IDGAF who you voted for or who you despise.

Let's just have a little fun. I'll start.

"We need to talk."

 

[barefootgirl69]

Let's all introduce ourselves.

 

[barefootgirl69]

There's no milk left.

 

[cascadiabound]

The roof is leaking

 

[HeavyBalls]

No more internet, EVER.

 

[fsa52]

I have bad news.

 

[n8Romantic]

That's not a mole.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm in your neighborhood.

 

[fsa52]

It wasn’t my fault.

 

[ydahecnot]

“Fuck your safe word”

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is it in yet?

 

[n8Romantic]

Hey! That's my line!

 

[barefootgirl69]

He's made another alt

 

[barefootgirl69]

I forgot the lube!

 

[AmberLGreen]

The batteries are flat

 

[AmberLGreen]

It looks kinda funny

 

[AmberLGreen]

What is that smell?

 

[n8Romantic]

That's not my hand.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oops sorry, wrong hole

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Teeth in your vagina?

 

[n8Romantic]

It's not my vagina.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My doctor just called....

 

[Polranny]

My condom just split

 

[BrendaBear]

Ran out of pepsi

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m horny, wife isn’t.