Found a Picture of Ben our very own Beer Drinking Bear

[Bobtoad777]

http://www.link-o-rama.com/humor/bear.jpg

 

[R Nitelight]

Bears don't buy beer. They only rent it.

 

[Ravenloft]

Blue! *said in japanese accent!*

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

*hot damn!....that sure feels good*

http://www.link-o-rama.com/humor/bear.jpg

*groooooowwwwlllllllllllllllll*

*oh god, that feels so good!*

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*oh yeah.....oh yeah.....oh yeah*

*oh yeah....yeah.yeah..yeah*

*groooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllll*

*oh yeeaahhh.*

*grrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt*





*bambi watch out, ben is back*

[Edited by Ben - Beer Bear on 10-16-2000 at 05:40 PM]

 

[Wizard]

I wonder if Bears have piss shivers......................

[Edited by Wizard on 10-16-2000 at 03:09 PM]

 

[Guest]

Yikes...............

* spitting out the berry leaves
Looking doe eyed at Ben in bushes...

Leaping, running, jumping....as fast as
my lil fawn feet can go..

* looking over shoulder

< remembering last time Ben had a beer bash and
how he worked my lil deer ass >

* hiding in the flora and fauna.

 

[coaster]

Reminds me of a story! While visiting the Trinity Alps I encountered a group of like-minded souls who enjoyed the flow and activities of the New River. Along the river's edge lived a miner named Gus. He would keep a keg of beer in his well. Gus was inclined to start his day with a blast of brew so he wandered out to the well. To his surprise Gus found his keg shredded and on the ground not far from the well. Gus followed the trail of carnage for several hundred feet till he happened upon an overindulgent Brown bear, passed out, in a clearing above his cabin. The next day Gus built a sturdy inpenatrable housing to keep his keg. I doubt he's still alive but I'm certain there are more stories to be told. He lived close to Sawyer's Bar which is in Sawyer's Landing off highway 299. Stop for a brew. From what I remember the winters are unbearable there.

 

[Rosebud]

Damn Bobtoad...that was great

 

[Silverlily]

I wonder if Bears have piss shivers......................

Despite the fact something in me is screaming DON'T DO IT, I'm going to ask anyway. What are piss shivers? (God, this is almost as bad as the other potty thread.)

 

[Bobtoad777]

piss shivers are for me anyways when you have to piss so hard your body shivers

also it occurs during times when guys are having major pisses that the entire body shakes in the process as relief.

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

Despite the fact something in me is screaming DON'T DO IT, I'm going to ask anyway. What are piss shivers? (God, this is almost as bad as the other potty thread.)

*when you have to take a piss so bad that to hold it any longer is virtually impossible*

*and the first chance you get to go, you run to the bathroom and you let nothing stand in your way....pity the poor soul that slows you down*

*finally, the moment arrives....your bursting at the gut...you yank your zipper down....and RELIEF..............oh, wonderful RELIEF......*

*its so wonderful to finally release that your body shivers at the release*




*well, you did ask..grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...*



BEER!

 

[Sonora]

I wonder if Bears have piss shivers......................

Despite the fact something in me is screaming DON'T DO IT, I'm going to ask anyway. What are piss shivers?

Sitting here thinking "I'm sure glad KE asked that question so I didn't have to"

 

[Purple Haze]

I would like to thank bobtoad and BeerBear for making me need to go to the bathroom.

 

[Magic Merlin]

LMFAO..........@bobtoad

Damn, bobtoad. You have outdone yourself this time.


PH, get in that bathroom right now.....

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: LMFAO..........@bobtoad

Damn, bobtoad. You have outdone yourself this time.


PH, get in that bathroom right now.....

thank you thank you very much, no applause neccessary, just send money to the proper address with your name for a tax deductable reciept

 

[Silverlily]

Um, yes, thank you. After all, I did ask.

One more question though, doesn't all that shivering lead to a mess? Nevermind, on second thought, I don't want to know!

 

[Cheyenne]

I wonder if Bears have piss shivers......................

Despite the fact something in me is screaming DON'T DO IT, I'm going to ask anyway. What are piss shivers?

Sitting here thinking "I'm sure glad KE asked that question so I didn't have to"

That makes two of us. Every time you think you've heard absolutely everything you can about men and their daily lives, something like "piss shivers" comes up. I'm thinking it must be a common thing, since men ALWAYS wait too long to go to the bathroom, so why is this the first time that more than a few women on this board have ever heard of them?

 

[Roll-One]

Lmao...good one bobtoad...

 

[Wizard]

I have to say toad that was pretty good too........That one was good...............................

I thought everone knew about piss shivers....well now ya do..........

[Edited by Wizard on 10-16-2000 at 07:04 PM]

 

[Bobtoad777]

hey hey people arent you forgetting who I am, I am bobtoad, your supposed to flame my posts and stuff not supposed to compliment and encourage me.

what has gotten into your people? Just when I think I have you figured out you go and change the rules of the game.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! pulling hair out, I am losing my mind, oh wait I can't lose my mind, you have to have on to lose in the first place.

 

[forgetunome]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

That was priceless.....

HMMMM I'm gonna have to ask hubby if he has piss shivers! That was pretty funny too! No wonder you guys can't hit the inside of the toilet! LOL!

 

[Wizard]

Bound to get lucky sometime Bobtoad............................1182 posts and then this.........

 

[Magic Merlin]

Welcome to the club toad-bob.....