Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

Azure Dreams said:
Fortunately,the Chief of Staff just desired to have Blinky to herself when she saw how well hung he was :p
Unfortunately, Blinky wasn't well hung, his wanker was swollen to five times its size.
 
Cathleen said:
Unfortunately, Blinky wasn't well hung, his wanker was swollen to five times its size.

Fortunately, for Blinky, the Chief of Staff only desired to make a mold of his swollen cock to use in sex education courses geared at young boys, as a threat of what could happen if they let their willys roam at will.
 
Denae said:
Fortunately, for Blinky, the Chief of Staff only desired to make a mold of his swollen cock to use in sex education courses geared at young boys, as a threat of what could happen if they let their willys roam at will.
Unfortunately, for Blinky, while the cheif of staff had his cock in the mold she started to feel extreemly aroused as she squeezed his swollen winky tighter into the mold causing Blinky severe pain...
 
Tasty_Teaze said:
Unfortunately, for Blinky, while the cheif of staff had his cock in the mold she started to feel extreemly aroused as she squeezed his swollen winky tighter into the mold causing Blinky severe pain...


Fortunately, Blinky was conflicted about his sexuality so he wasn't that upset when they told him the new damage might justify amputation.
 
Lia Monde said:
Fortunately, Blinky was conflicted about his sexuality so he wasn't that upset when they told him the new damage might justify amputation.
Unfortunately, that was not to be, once wheeled into surgery Blinky's penis miraculously grew bigger than it had ever done before and stayed hard and stiff for sometime...The doctors figured scarey situations is what really turned Blinky on and he was now cured...
 
Tasty_Teaze said:
Unfortunately, that was not to be, once wheeled into surgery Blinky's penis miraculously grew bigger than it had ever done before and stayed hard and stiff for sometime...The doctors figured scarey situations is what really turned Blinky on and he was now cured...
Fortunately for Blinky the doctors were able to help him. Blinky was thinking of going to a sunny island far far away - where nothing scarey would happen... but we know Blinky never seems to get a break! ;)
 
Cathleen said:
Fortunately for Blinky the doctors were able to help him. Blinky was thinking of going to a sunny island far far away - where nothing scarey would happen... but we know Blinky never seems to get a break! ;)
Unfortunately, you are right!!
...The sex change patient in the next room over heard the doctors discussing Blinky's condition and she's decided she had to have him..She began to plan a scheme to scare Blinky and make him aroused
 
Tasty_Teaze said:
Unfortunately, you are right!!
...The sex change patient in the next room over heard the doctors discussing Blinky's condition and she's decided she had to have him..She began to plan a scheme to scare Blinky and make him aroused

Fortunately, her transition was only partially complete, so while she had enormous boobs and a lucious vagina, her face was still bearded and craggy, giving Blinky quite a scare.
 
Lia Monde said:
Fortunately, her transition was only partially complete, so while she had enormous boobs and a lucious vagina, her face was still bearded and craggy, giving Blinky quite a scare.
Unfortunately, Blinky was so scared he had an anxiety attack and began to see stars...
 
Tasty_Teaze said:
Unfortunately, Blinky was so scared he had an anxiety attack and began to see stars...

Fortunately for the sex change patient, this gave her an opportunity to test her brand new vagina while Blinky swooned. She approached the bed and began to mount his aroused organ.
 
Lia Monde said:
Fortunately for the sex change patient, this gave her an opportunity to test her brand new vagina while Blinky swooned. She approached the bed and began to mount his aroused organ.
Unfortunately for Blinky he woke as he poked! The patient held Blinky down to continue her/his test as Blinky let out a wild cry.
 
Cathleen said:
Unfortunately for Blinky he woke as he poked! The patient held Blinky down to continue her/his test as Blinky let out a wild cry.

Fortunately, Blinky was finally realizing his ultimate dream of deflowering a tight virgin.
 
Denae said:
Fortunately, Blinky was finally realizing his ultimate dream of deflowering a tight virgin.
Unfortunately as she lowered herself down on Blinky's rigid shaft he noticed that he could feel her balls that had yet to be removed, which shocked Blinky limp...:eek:
 
Tasty_Teaze said:
Unfortunately as she lowered herself down on Blinky's rigid shaft he noticed that he could feel her balls that had yet to be removed, which shocked Blinky limp...:eek:
Fortunately I've been missing Blinky! Man he has been through a lot.
 
Cathleen said:
Fortunately I've been missing Blinky! Man he has been through a lot.


Unfortunately this thread died, can someone give it the kiss of life ?



Yes, the Witch is bored lol back on page 24 at the moment :rolleyes:
 
WantonWitch said:
Unfortunately this thread died, can someone give it the kiss of life ?



Yes, the Witch is bored lol back on page 24 at the moment :rolleyes:

Fortunately, Wanton Witch kissed the thread back to life.


Now, how about kissing me and maybe we won't be so bored!
 
mslv4Her said:
Fortunately, Wanton Witch kissed the thread back to life.


Now, how about kissing me and maybe we won't be so bored!


Unfortunately our hero had run off and was nowhere to be found, who's going to play the leading role now?? :confused:




*Chuckles* Nope, you'd still get bored, I'm a terrible kisser :D
 
Time to give this one a new life...

Fortunately M.E. had found his way to the beach.
 
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