Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

[TeeTee]

Unfortunately when Blinky ran from the gators he stumbled into a slew of menopausal women bent on revenge from any man.

Fortunately there was a young girl who felt sorry for Blinky and quickly pulled him away and to safety...

 

[mslv4Her]

Fortunately there was a young girl who felt sorry for Blinky and quickly pulled him away and to safety...

Unfortunately, the young girl was the daughter of one of the menopausal women who thought Blinky was trying to take advantage of her.

 

[Cathleen]

Unfortunately, the young girl was the daughter of one of the menopausal women who thought Blinky was trying to take advantage of her.

Fortunately menopausal women crave sex and the woman really wanted Blinky for herself! LOL

 

[Denae]

Fortunately menopausal women crave sex and the woman really wanted Blinky for herself! LOL

Unfortunately for Blinky, the other menopausal women saw him too and they engineered a large, yet quick game of rock, paper, scissors to have first dibs at his body.

 

[Cathleen]

Unfortunately for Blinky, the other menopausal women saw him too and they engineered a large, yet quick game of rock, paper, scissors to have first dibs at his body.

LMBO Den - that is GREAT!

Fortunately these menopausal women thought why not get Blinky to call his friends!

 

[Denae]

LMBO Den - that is GREAT!

Fortunately these menopausal women thought why not get Blinky to call his friends!

Unfortunately for the women, Blinky's various head injuries made him unable to remember any number except for his mother's.

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

Unfortunately for the women, Blinky's various head injuries made him unable to remember any number except for his mother's.

Fortunately....Blinky's mother is also menopausal and had quite a list of numbers to give him.

 

[Cathleen]

Fortunately....Blinky's mother is also menopausal and had quite a list of numbers to give him.

Unfortunately Blinky's mother had a major mood swing just as she was going to give him the numbers and cussed him out and hung up. My, my what will Blinky do now?

lol alright ladies - let's put the fear of The Menopausal God into people!

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

Unfortunately Blinky's mother had a major mood swing just as she was going to give him the numbers and cussed him out and hung up. My, my what will Blinky do now?

lol alright ladies - let's put the fear of The Menopausal God into people!

lmao....

fortunately....in a flash....Blinky's mother called him back only to forget the reason she called him back....cussed him out again and began to cry.....

 

[Cathleen]

lmao....

fortunately....in a flash....Blinky's mother called him back only to forget the reason she called him back....cussed him out again and began to cry.....

Unfortunately for Blinky the menopausal women didn't wait for more men.... they had their way with him. Hmm maybe that should be a fortunate thing.

 

[Denae]

Unfortunately for Blinky the menopausal women didn't wait for more men.... they had their way with him. Hmm maybe that should be a fortunate thing.

Fortunately for Blinky the Menopausal Women's Group had plenty of Eros Bodyglide gel on hand.

 

[TeeTee]

Fortunately for Blinky the Menopausal Women's Group had plenty of Eros Bodyglide gel on hand.

Unfortuneately for Blinky, after being ravished by the sex crazed menopausal women his poor lil' wanker had been rubbed raw and looked like it had been run over by a truck, he couldnt even zip up his pants he was so tender...

 

[ryu_kenshi]

Unfortuneately for Blinky, after being ravished by the sex crazed menopausal women his poor lil' wanker had been rubbed raw and looked like it had been run over by a truck, he couldnt even zip up his pants he was so tender...

Fortuneatly one of the woman rubbed some soothing lotion into his cock

 

[TeeTee]

Fortuneatly one of the woman rubbed some soothing lotion into his cock

Unfortunately the lotion was only soothing for a moment before it started to sting,Blinky began running and jumping around patting and swinging his dong in the air....

 

[ryu_kenshi]

Unfortunately the lotion was only soothing for a moment before it started to sting,Blinky began running and jumping around patting and swinging his dong in the air....

Fortunately, the woman skillfully used her tongue to clean all the offending lotion off of Blinky's cock

 

[TeeTee]

Fortunately, the woman skillfully used her tongue to clean all the offending lotion off of Blinky's cock

Unfortunately, after licking off the awful lotion Blicky noticed blisters on his little winky and the woman got blisters on her tongue...

 

[ryu_kenshi]

Unfortunately, after licking off the awful lotion Blicky noticed blisters on his little winky and the woman got blisters on her tongue...

fortunately they were only fever bisters not the gift that keeps giving..

 

[TeeTee]

fortunately they were only fever bisters not the gift that keeps giving..

Unfortunately, the sex crazed menopausal women didn't care and wanted more of Poor Blinky and his wounded manhood

 

[ryu_kenshi]

Unfortunately, the sex crazed menopausal women didn't care and wanted more of Poor Blinky and his wounded manhood

fortunately for Blink the women were also into each other so this tie around Blinky was used less.

 

[TeeTee]

fortunately for Blink the women were also into each other so this tie around Blinky was used less.

Unfortunately, the women soon bored and one of them yanked on Blinky's wanker and made him "Yelp" out in pain...

 

[ryu_kenshi]

Unfortunately, the women soon bored and one of them yanked on Blinky's wanker and made him "Yelp" out in pain...

fortunately he passed out and was unable to feel the pain

 

[TeeTee]

fortunately he passed out and was unable to feel the pain

Unfortunately, the women had their way with him while he was passed out, when Blinky woke he was in servere pain and needed to be rushed to the hospital...

 

[ryu_kenshi]

Unfortunately, the women had their way with him while he was passed out, when Blinky woke he was in servere pain and needed to be rushed to the hospital...

fortunately Ms. TT was there to nurse him back to health..

 

[TeeTee]

fortunately Ms. TT was there to nurse him back to health..

Unfortunately, The Chief of staff at the hospital wouldn't allow Ms. TT to stay and Blinky was left all alone...

 

[Azure Dreams]

Unfortunately, The Chief of staff at the hospital wouldn't allow Ms. TT to stay and Blinky was left all alone...

Fortunately,the Chief of Staff just desired to have Blinky to herself when she saw how well hung he was