Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

[Cathleen]

that is a funny one.....

Unfortunately Blinky buried his head in Big Freddie's boobs and passed out for lack of air.

(You're welcome )

 

[mslv4Her]

that is a funny one.....

Unfortunately Blinky buried his head in Big Freddie's boobs and passed out for lack of air.

(You're welcome )

Fortunately, Big Frederinka knows how to perform mouth to mouth resucitation.

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately Blinky has atrocious halitosis and Big Frederinka passes out cold on top of him !

 

[Cathleen]

Unfortunately Blinky has atrocious halitosis and Big Frederinka passes out cold on top of him !

oh goodness gracious Witchie, that is so funny.

Fortunately for Big Frederika a stanger happened by and revived her, but couldn't get near Blinky, who is on the verge of not making it.

 

[MercyMia]

oh goodness gracious Witchie, that is so funny.

Fortunately for Big Frederika a stanger happened by and revived her, but couldn't get near Blinky, who is on the verge of not making it.

Unfortunately for poor Blinky, the well-meaning stranger stepped on his bunion which made him regain consciousness, screaming with pain.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately for poor Blinky, the well-meaning stranger stepped on his bunion which made him regain consciousness, screaming with pain.

Fortunately for Blinky the stranger who carrying a a 40oz Mug of Sam Adam at the time got scared when Blinky screamed out and dropped the mug on his head rendering him unconsciousness.

 

[MercyMia]

Fortunately for Blinky the stranger who carrying a a 40oz Mug of Sam Adam at the time got scared when Blinky screamed out and dropped the mug on his head rendering him unconsciousness.

This thread is cracking me up! Poor Binky has been conscious and unconscious so many times!!!

Unfortunately, the Sam Adam was ice cold, one half degree above freezing, so when it splashed on Blinky as it spilled out of the mug, he woke up out of his momentary coma and felt all the pain--his bunion, his lungs, the growing lump on his head.

 

[WantonWitch]

This thread is cracking me up! Poor Binky has been conscious and unconscious so many times!!!

Unfortunately, the Sam Adam was ice cold, one half degree above freezing, so when it splashed on Blinky as it spilled out of the mug, he woke up out of his momentary coma and felt all the pain--his bunion, his lungs, the growing lump on his head.

Fortunately at that moment an ambulance came past and bundled poor Blinky into the back, where he was given copious amounts of painkilling drugs, sending him off into his own little world


Thanks Cate

 

[Cathleen]

Unfortunately for poor Blinky, once again he is rendered unconscious - when he comes to the first sight he sees is Big Fred and he faints dead away again.

 

[JustFlow]

Fortunately for Blinky, I didn't read too far back in the thread, not knowing what's going on, I allow him to regain consiousness and beat Big Fred silly.

 

[TeeTee]

Unfortunately for Big Fred,Blinky is like a possessed crazy man and ends up beating Big Fred into submission...

 

[Cathleen]

Fortunately we might have seen the last of Big Fred and none are happier then Blinky. He high-tailed it out of there, in search of less drama. But....

 

[TeeTee]

Unfortunately for Blinky less drama was not to be, as he was running for dear life he ran right into a roudy biker bar and didn't realize it until it was too late..

 

[Denae]

Unfortunately for Blinky less drama was not to be, as he was running for dear life he ran right into a roudy biker bar and didn't realize it until it was too late..

Fortunately, Blinky kept himself composed and walked to the end of the bar where a gorgeous redhead behind the counter offered him a quick smile and asked what she could serve him.

 

[TeeTee]

Fortunately, Blinky kept himself composed and walked to the end of the bar where a gorgeous redhead behind the counter offered him a quick smile and asked what she could serve him.

Unfortunately the redheads biker boyfriend "Killer" didn't like the way Blinky was lusting over His girl,and began to walk towards Blinky crunching his fists together..

 

[Cathleen]

Fortunately Killer was only wanting to talk with Blinky about a possible rendezvous for the three of them.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately Killer was only wanting to talk with Blinky about a possible rendezvous for the three of them.

UN-fortunately......... Killer's redheaded "girlfriend" turned out to be a drag queen! Run Blinky run!

 

[Cathleen]

Fortunately Blinky is well aquainted with oddities and feels he can hold his own - for a moment. But when Killer's hand squeezed his thight Blinky ran like the wind!

G'morning Kym

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately Blinky is well aquainted with oddities and feels he can hold his own - for a moment. But when Killer's hand squeezed his thight Blinky ran like the wind!

G'morning Kym

Unfortunately for Killer and his queen, when Blinky ran like the wind, he left some of his behind!

*edited to add*
'mornin' Cate!

 

[Cathleen]

Oh dang!! This never fails to make me laughhhhhh

Fortunately Blinky's trail of wind held the gang at bay long enough to get away. He ran as far as he could into the forest - he saw a treehouse and decided to investigate.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately... The tree house belonged to Swiss Family wannabes and they began attacking him with coconuts and dead fishes! Now Blinky has a knot on his head and smells like rotten fish.
Stinky Blinky!!

 

[Cathleen]

Fortunately for Blinky, Mrs.Swiss loves the scent and starts to sashy her way towards Blinky.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately in Blink's confused state with a nice bump on his noggin, he misstep sliding down a deep enbankment to where a family of gators are resident.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately for Blinky, the gators were busy doing the "crocodile rock" and didn't notice his slide into the water! yay for Blinky! He's now clean of the rotten fish smell too!

 

[Cathleen]

Unfortunately when Blinky ran from the gators he stumbled into a slew of menopausal women bent on revenge from any man.