Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

Tasty_Teaze said:
Unfortunately Big Fred was dazzed from the fall and when he looked up he thought he saw the little old lady from the plane giving him head and he freeked out :eek:

Fortunately thou, it was not the little old lady after all but, it was the old man river running a wild rapid on his viagra induce hard on and Big Fred was really "BIG FRED" now! :nana:
 
slickasaonion said:
Fortunately thou, it was not the little old lady after all but, it was the old man river running a wild rapid on his viagra induce hard on and Big Fred was really "BIG FRED" now! :nana:


Unfortunately the rush of all that blood to his organ made him faint again :eek:
 
Fortunately after he fainted, he fell into a deep, refreshing sleep during which he dreamt about luscious maidens satisfying his every sexual whim.
 
Unfortunately, Big Fred was far from those sexy maidens so he awoke to the sight of an old couple making love ontop of his body, occasionally playing with his organ....
 
Bengal52 said:
Unfortunately, Big Fred was far from those sexy maidens so he awoke to the sight of an old couple making love ontop of his body, occasionally playing with his organ....
Fortunately for Big Fred the old couple were so old they kept forgetting what they were doing on top of Big Fred and quickly left for their Bingo game....
 
SecretScribe said:
Unfortunately, Blinky finally woke up right around this time ...
Fortunately Blinky had slept through all of this and thought he was safe from Big Fred
 
SecretScribe said:
Unfortunately, Blinky was WRONG!!
Fortunately Big Fred was still on the beach and Blinky was just landing from his plane trip...
 
SecretScribe said:
Unfortunately, the plane had landed at the beach
Fortunately for Blinky, Big Fred was still struggling to keep His major hard on down, which gave Blinky time for an escape plan...
 
Unfortunately, the old couple (having forgotten where the Bingo game was) now spied Blinky ...
 
SecretScribe said:
Unfortunately, the old couple (having forgotten where the Bingo game was) now spied Blinky ...
Fortunately Blinky pretended to be their long lost son and they all decided to go celebrate
 
Fortunately Blinky decided to suck it up and deal with Big Fred it was now or never...
 
Unfortunately Big Fred was indeed big and Blinky didn't stand a chance.
 
Cathleen said:
Unfortunately Big Fred was indeed big and Blinky didn't stand a chance.
Fortunately Blinky was hoping he could strike up some kind of deal with BIg Fred
 
Tasty_Teaze said:
Fortunately Blinky was hoping he could strike up some kind of deal with BIg Fred

Unfortunately, Big Fred's idea of a deal was to give Blinky a wedgie.
 
mslv4Her said:
Unfortunately, Big Fred's idea of a deal was to give Blinky a wedgie.
Fortunately a wedgie to Blinky was far less than he expected and was forever in debt to Big Fred
 
Unfortunately the wedgie resulted in a very high pitched voice in Blinky and we all know that Big Fred doesn't like the feminine type.
 
JustFlow said:
Unfortunately the wedgie resulted in a very high pitched voice in Blinky and we all know that Big Fred doesn't like the feminine type.
Fortunately for Blinky this ment Big Fred no longer held any kind of interest, because everytime Blinky opened his mouth he would squeak...
 
Unfortunately those squeals attracted Big Frederika, Big Fred's sister.
 
Fortunately, she had earned the nick name Big Frederika not because of her weight but because she had a very large chest.
 
Unfortunately for Big Freddie her large breasts were about to spring a leak!

Hi Bengal :)
 
Fortunately, Only the bra she was wearing sprung a leak and she still had huge breasts, which made her need a man even more...

ty for the greeting
 
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