Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

[LustfulOne50]

Fortunately the little old lady was an ex stunt pilot and swiftly turned the plane, missing the mountain by mere inches !

Unfortunately the co-pilot when checking the iInstruments notice the landing gear was no longer operational.

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately the co-pilot when checking the iInstruments notice the landing gear was no longer operational.

Luckily the old lady took this in her stride having landed many times with no wheels and set the plane down as gently as a feather.

 

[SecretScribe]

Unfortunately, Blinky was still not in his right mind

 

[Tsi'Mri]

Fortunately, Big Fred didn't have this problem

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately for Big Fred he was arrested at customs due to his looking exactly like a mafia boss who was wanted for smuggling.

 

[Tsi'Mri]

Fortunately, one of the customs agents took a liking to Big Fred

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately, one of the customs agents took a liking to Big Fred

Unfortunately he was the head of a sex slave smuggling ring and wanted to sell Big Fred to the highest bidder !

 

[Tsi'Mri]

Fortunately (??) Big Fred was't called that for no reason!

 

[MercyMia]

Unfortunately the lockjaw problem was cured

Fortunately. the bartender was so hung that two women could easily share him between them.

 

[JustFlow]

Unfortunately he was the head of a sex slave smuggling ring and wanted to sell Big Fred to the highest bidder !

Fortunately Big Fred liked the whips and chains especially when his pierced penis hung free.

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately the prospective buyer was a sheik who needed a new eunuch

 

[JustFlow]

Fortunately Big Fred had a spare set of balls in his back pocket.

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately they were mouse balls and totally useless

 

[JustFlow]

Fortunately the sheik was dyslexic and chopped off all of the clits of his harem instead.

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately this made his wives very angry and they decided to take thier revenge on Big Fred, they started to stalk him armed with thier nailfiles !

 

[JustFlow]

Fortunately, once they saw why they called him Big Fred they pulled their spare clits out of their back pockets and rocked his world.

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately the sheik chose that moment to return to his harem and ordered his soldiers to arrest Big Fred...........before he even got started !

 

[JustFlow]

Fortunately the soldiers were as gay as the sheik and joined the wives in jumping Big Fred's bones.

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately Big Fred was not gay and jumped out of the window where he landed very hard on a camel which took off at a run for the desert ! Naked

 

[JustFlow]

Fortunately Big Fred knew how to speak camelese and talked the camel into taking him to the nearest oasis where he could wash off as he was already naked.

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately, hiding out in the oasis was a band of murdering villians who had been without sexual relief for far too long, they were overcome with lust upon seeing Big Fred bathing in the oasis.................

 

[JustFlow]

Fortunately in return for taking Big Fred to the Oasis, he had to give the camel a blow job... he did such a good job, the camel spit in all the thugs eyes and ran Big Fred away from danger.

 

[Bengal52]

unfortunately, the blow job was too good and the camel lost his barrings and triped, sending Big Fred flying into the sand

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately a beautiful bedouin maiden just happened to come along, she was very impressed with Big Freds tackle and quickly jumped off her camel to revive him

 

[TeeTee]

Unfortunately Big Fred was dazzed from the fall and when he looked up he thought he saw the little old lady from the plane giving him head and he freeked out