Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately he'd lost his lockpicks whilst escaping the ravening mob of randy old ladies

Fortunately for our hapless hero, the old ladies were distracted by the blue light special at KMart and Blinky was able to make his getaway! yay!!

 

[TeeTee]

Unfortunately he'd lost his lockpicks whilst escaping the ravening mob of randy old ladies

Fortunately for our hapless hero, the old ladies were distracted by the blue light special at KMart and Blinky was able to make his getaway! yay!!

Unfortunatly our hero was running so fast he slipped on a patch of black ice left over from the last snow storm, which skidded him all the way to Sleazy Sally's backyard into her clothes line and got tangled up...

 

[Cathleen]

Unfortunatly our hero was running so fast he slipped on a patch of black ice left over from the last snow storm, which skidded him all the way to Sleazy Sally's backyard into her clothes line and got tangled up...

Fortunately for Sleazy Sally, Blinky couldn't untagle himself fast enough, she pounced on him quickly and dragged him into her den of iniquity.

 

[urpoint]

Fortunately for Sleazy Sally, Blinky couldn't untagle himself fast enough, she pounced on him quickly and dragged him into her den of iniquity.

Fortunately, the den mother was not there at the time, unfortunatley for Blinky, there were 8 stairs to be dragged down.

 

[Cathleen]

Fortunately, the den mother was not there at the time, unfortunatley for Blinky, there were 8 stairs to be dragged down.

Fortunately for Blinky he was knocked out quickly and had no idea of what was to come.

 

[urpoint]

Fortunately for Blinky he was knocked out quickly and had no idea of what was to come.

Fortunately for Blinky, the stairs were carpeted and so did not leave large bruises, unfortunately, he would have to explain the rug burns on the back of his neck

 

[Cathleen]

Fortunately for Blinky, the stairs were carpeted and so did not leave large bruises, unfortunately, he would have to explain the rug burns on the back of his neck

Pointy, you need only do one fortunately or unfortunately - it switches each post.

Fortunately those rug burns will have been cleared up long before Blinky would see the light of day.

 

[urpoint]

Pointy, you need only do one fortunately or unfortunately - it switches each post.

Fortunately those rug burns will have been cleared up long before Blinky would see the light of day. [/QUOTE

Thanks Cate


Unfortunately, he was so far north that light of day was 4 months away.

 

[Cathleen]

Pointy, you need only do one fortunately or unfortunately - it switches each post.

Fortunately those rug burns will have been cleared up long before Blinky would see the light of day.

Thanks Cate


Unfortunately, he was so far north that light of day was 4 months away.

Fortunately for Sleazy Sally and her girls light wasn't a concern, they had everything they needed and wanted in their den.

 

[urpoint]

Fortunately for Sleazy Sally and her girls light wasn't a concern, they had everything they needed and wanted in their den.

Unfortunately for Blinky, his all-purpose tool had fallen out of his pocket on the final bounce down the stairs.

 

[Cathleen]

Unfortunately for Blinky, his all-purpose tool had fallen out of his pocket on the final bounce down the stairs.

Fortunately that all-purpose tool would be mighty handy for Sleezy Sally, who had a wicket grin on her face.

 

[Mermaid]

Fortunately that all-purpose tool would be mighty handy for Sleezy Sally, who had a wicket grin on her face.

Unfortunately, the tool landing on her foot turned that wicked grin into a grimmace.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately, the tool landing on her foot turned that wicked grin into a grimmace.

Fortunately Blinky jumped to the situation taking Sally's shoe off and began sucking her toes which made feel better..and put a big smile on her face..

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately Blinky jumped to the situation taking Sally's shoe off and began sucking her toes which made feel better..and put a big smile on her face..

Unfortunately... Blinky now saw another reason Sleazy Sally had the moniker! Her feet were in terrible shape!
Run Blinky ruuuuuun!!!!!
http://www.clipart-directory.com/clipart/Sports/Runners/tn_runner4.gif

 

[TeeTee]

Unfortunately... Blinky now saw another reason Sleazy Sally had the moniker! Her feet were in terrible shape!
Run Blinky ruuuuuun!!!!!
http://www.clipart-directory.com/clipart/Sports/Runners/tn_runner4.gif

Fortunately as Blinky was running for dear life he didn't realize that it was the end of this chapter in his life and the page was turned and a new chapter began...

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately Blinky wasn't even in the next chapter which was all about Big Fred the transvetite bouncer.

 

[TeeTee]

Unfortunately Blinky wasn't even in the next chapter which was all about Big Fred the transvetite bouncer.

Fortunately as Blinky was going about his day he recieved news that he won a vacation to get away from it all.

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately as Blinky was going about his day he recieved news that he won a vacation to get away from it all.

Unfortunately he had to board an aeroplane to get there and he was petrified of flying

 

[TeeTee]

Unfortunately he had to board an aeroplane to get there and he was petrified of flying

Fortunately he had a whole perscription of valume and took several pills before boarding plane and was feeling pretty good as he got comfy in his seat...


buh bye for now WW i'm off to run amuck hehe

 

[Cathleen]

Fortunately he had a whole perscription of valume and took several pills before boarding plane and was feeling pretty good as he got comfy in his seat...


buh bye for now WW i'm off to run amuck hehe

Unfortunately for Blinky that plane was about to be hi-jacked and in his state of mind he wouldn't know until later.

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately Bruce Willis was on the plane and single handedly defeated the hi-jackers.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Fortunately Bruce Willis was on the plane and single handedly defeated the hi-jackers.

Unfortunately Both the pilot and Co pilot are now out cold and there's no one to fly the plane.

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately one of the passengers was a little old lady with a bottle of smelling salts with which she quickly revived the pilot and co-pilot.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Fortunately one of the passengers was a little old lady with a bottle of smelling salts with which she quickly revived the pilot and co-pilot.

Unfortunately as the pilot came to he realized they were a 1/2 mile off from the face of a large mountain.

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately as the pilot came to he realized they were a 1/2 mile off from the face of a large mountain.

Fortunately the little old lady was an ex stunt pilot and swiftly turned the plane, missing the mountain by mere inches !