Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

Fortunately it made a great moisturiser and Ophelia's skin was as soft as a baby's when she wiped it off, making Binkly very happy !
 
Unfortunately, Blinky slipped on the mess and hit his head on a corner of the machine. Now our hero's unconsious
 
WantonWitch said:
Unfortunately he had concussion and felt sick :eek:
Fortunately Ophilia took good care of our hero Blinky and soon he was feeling much better
 
Infortunately he was beginning to think life as a monk was sounding pretty good right now :eek:
 
WantonWitch said:
Infortunately he was beginning to think life as a monk was sounding pretty good right now :eek:
Fortunately that didn't last long when Blinky noticed that he was getting excited once again
 
WantonWitch said:
Unfortunately Ophelias parents chose that time to come and visit :(
Fortunately for Blinky Olphilia's parents decided to take her out for the day with them leaving Blinky do whatever he pleases...
 
Unfortunately Blinky has run out of ideas and just sits disconsolately on the sofa.
 
WantonWitch said:
Unfortunately Blinky has run out of ideas and just sits disconsolately on the sofa.
LOL fortunately Blinky starts surfing the channels and the phone rings...
 
Tasty_Teaze said:
Fortunately Blinky's BOSS was in an excellent mood

Unfortunately, Blinky's boss was in a good mood because she was looking to get into Blinky's trousers any way she could. This would include holding Blinky's future employment with the company as an enticement if necessary. Bee-otch! :eek:
 
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....
I could be eating a slow learner."

LOL..Ms Kym

LOL..Ghees does mean I may have fried up a few slow learners today...Oh well they still tasted good.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....
I could be eating a slow learner."

LOL..Ms Kym

LOL..Ghees does mean I may have fried up a few slow learners today...Oh well they still tasted good.


I'm pleased I brought a :) to your face Lusty1! The knowledge brings a :D to my face. :kiss:

~kym~ quick learner myself :p
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Unfortunately, Blinky's boss was in a good mood because she was looking to get into Blinky's trousers any way she could. This would include holding Blinky's future employment with the company as an enticement if necessary. Bee-otch! :eek:
Fortunately Blinky had kept the compromising pictures in a safety deposit box and could ruin his boss in a second.
 
Cathleen said:
Fortunately Blinky had kept the compromising pictures in a safety deposit box and could ruin his boss in a second.


Unfortunately, his boss had never given him any reason to expose the pictures.
 
Cathleen said:
Fortunately Blinky had kept the compromising pictures in a safety deposit box and could ruin his boss in a second.

Unfortunately Blinky can't remember where put the key...since his stove caught fire and he lost the cookie jar where it was stashed...
 
Cathleen said:
Fortunately Blinky had kept the compromising pictures in a safety deposit box and could ruin his boss in a second.

Unfortunately, the box was stolen by his boss's evil twin brother... He was jealous of her trying to seduce Blinky. Keep it in the family, would be his motto :devil:
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Unfortunately, the box was stolen by his boss's evil twin brother... He was jealous of her trying to seduce Blinky. Keep it in the family, would be his motto :devil:
Fortunately Blinky was good friends with his boss's evil twin brothers gay lovers sister, he knew he could retrieve the box when needed all he would have to do is call her....
 
Tasty_Teaze said:
Fortunately Blinky was good friends with his boss's evil twin brothers gay lovers sister, he knew he could retrieve the box when needed all he would have to do is call her....

Unfortunately the gay lovers sister had gone to 'find herself' in India taking the spare key with her !
 
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