Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately, he escaped just before he caught anything serious, thus saving his manly jewels for further escapades.

Unfortunately, Binky was traumatised by all of his recent experiences and was taken to the local hospital suffering from exhaustion.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately, Binky was traumatised by all of his recent experiences and was taken to the local hospital suffering from exhaustion.

Forunately Blinky recooped quickly made his way to find that ice cream truck.

 

[Hornymama]

Forunately Blinky recooped quickly made his way to find that ice cream truck.

unfortunately Blinky slipped on a banana peel that had been thrown out of the truck after making a banana split for a customer

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

unfortunately Blinky slipped on a banana peel that had been thrown out of the truck after making a banana split for a customer

fortunately our hero Blinky "slipped" into the arms of a beautiful nurse who had just finished her shift at the hosiptal and was enjoying an ice cream before going home. Now, with Blinky in tow, she had her "just dessets", or was it Blinky?

 

[Hornymama]

fortunately our hero Blinky "slipped" into the arms of a beautiful nurse who had just finished her shift at the hosiptal and was enjoying an ice cream before going home. Now, with Blinky in tow, she had her "just dessets", or was it Blinky?

unfortunately for Blinky he hit his head when he "slipped" and can't remember a damn thing

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

unfortunately for Blinky he hit his head when he "slipped" and can't remember a damn thing

Fortunately, some "members", remember on their own and Blinky was able to "rise" to the occasion

 

[LustfulOne50]

Fortunately, some "members", remember on their own and Blinky was able to "rise" to the occasion

Unfortunately Blinky was found with his woody stuck in 5 gal can of orange supreme ice cream. remembering everything but..

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately Blinky was found with his woody stuck in 5 gal can of orange supreme ice cream. remembering everything but..

Fortunately Blinky was 'found" by Ophelia who had a mad passion for orange supreme ice cream

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

Unfortunatly when Ophelia buried her face in the gallon of orange supreme ice cream she was not aware of Blinkies poor little pecker being stuck in there and by the time she did it was just to damn late...she had about sucked the man to death

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunatly when Ophelia buried her face in the gallon of orange supreme ice cream she was not aware of Blinkies poor little pecker being stuck in there and by the time she did it was just to damn late...she had about sucked the man to death

fortunately, our hero Blinky was quick to recover his "cream" and was able to give Ophelia another taste of sinful delight

 

[TeeTee]

fortunately, our hero Blinky was quick to recover his "cream" and was able to give Ophelia another taste of sinful delight

Unfortunately Ophilia was not prepared for what Blinky had in mind and almost choked and gagged....

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately Binky had a mint in his pocket and gave it to Ophelia who was very grateful

 

[TeeTee]

Fortunately Binky had a mint in his pocket and gave it to Ophelia who was very grateful

Unfortunately when Ophilia bit down onto the mint it was so hard it chipped her tooth

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately when Ophilia bit down onto the mint it was so hard it chipped her tooth

Fortunately Binky's brother is a dentist and he agrees to see Ophelia straight away !

 

[TeeTee]

Fortunately Blinky's brother is a dentist and he agrees to see Ophelia straight away !

Unfortunately that ment Blinky couldn't take care of that raging hard on Ophilia had just given him and he was in dire need of release

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately that ment Blinky couldn't take care of that raging hard on Ophilia had just given him and he was in dire need of release

Fortunately, after Blink saw the pic in Tasty_Tease's sig line, Mother Thumb and her four daughters were available to help with his needs. *whew*
Anyone have a cig?

 

[jeforest]

Fortunately, after Blink saw the pic in Tasty_Tease's sig line, Mother Thumb and her four daughters were available to help with his needs. *whew*
Anyone have a cig?

Unfortunately, he realized that he ran out of viagra and that the erection was just a figment of his imagination.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately, he realized that he ran out of viagra and that the erection was just a figment of his imagination.

Fortunately Blinky remember where he tashed the extra Orange supreme ice cream and readied himself..

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately Blinky remember where he tashed the extra Orange supreme ice cream and readied himself..

UNFORTUNATELY...... it had melted and was now orange supreme soup. Poor Blinky!

 

[LustfulOne50]

UNFORTUNATELY...... it had melted and was now orange supreme soup. Poor Blinky!

Fortunately Blinky remember the direction to the Ye Ole Ice House and grab Ophelia and made a dash for it .

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately Blinky remember the direction to the Ye Ole Ice House and grab Ophelia and made a dash for it .

Unfortunately, Ye Old Icehouse was having some electical difficulties and was a sweat lodge instead, making Ophelia's hot flashes all the hotter

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately, Ye Old Icehouse was having some electical difficulties and was a sweat lodge instead, making Ophelia's hot flashes all the hotter

Fortunately Blinky grabbing Ophelia and pulled her across the counter at a carvels as he jumped over..quicky pulling the lever on the vanilla soft ice cream..

 

[Hornymama]

Fortunately Blinky grabbing Ophelia and pulled her across the counter at a carvels as he jumped over..quicky pulling the lever on the vanilla soft ice cream..

unfortunately the lever got stuck and the ice cream kept cumming and cumming and cumming

 

[slickasaonion]

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Fortunately ol' Ophelia's hot flashes were cool at the moment and She was now "hot" in her love tunnel because the ice cream was the Vanilla Viagra for Ladies brand of the month!

 

[MercyMia]

Unfortunately, the freezer was broken so that the ice cream had been sitting at room temperature for a couple of days and was now a curdled mess.