Foreskin, anyone?

[Guest]

Damn, I thought this was a thread about me. Instead it's all about dickheads and their covering, Hum, wait a minute. You don't suppose...? Naw, TateLou wouldn't do me that way, would she?

Just for what it's worth, those coverings were originally entended to provided a little protection for ancient ancestor type guys who might be hauling bare-ass naked away from some lion or such and maybe need to take a short cut through a briar patch.

My wife unit had an uncle who showed up for a costum party dressed like the rabbi who preforms the "bris". Over that he had on a vest covered with little cocktail franks.

Rumple Foreskin

I might.

Thanks for the info. I thought it must have been for protection of some kind or other.

Your wife has got a funny uncle.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lou, are you getting married and didn't invite me...well bollocks to you, I was going to officiate the ceremony but now you can just bugger off.

 

[Guest]

Lou, are you getting married and didn't invite me...well bollocks to you, I was going to officiate the ceremony but now you can just bugger off.

But... but... but...

(Hey, I'm still allowed to marry, eh? )

I was going to ask you to be Best Man, your Popeness.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

But... but... but...

(Hey, I'm still allowed to marry, eh? )

I was going to ask you to be Best Man, your Popeness.

No, I've changed the rule, it's okay now.

Aw, best man....sweet. I'm in....hey when do I meet the little woman?

 

[Guest]

No, I've changed the rule, it's okay now.

Aw, best man....sweet. I'm in....hey when do I meet the little woman?

Excellent!

The wedding? Or, I could introduce you to her sooner. Over tea and scones at the local vicarage, perhaps?

(Seriously, have you not met her yet? If not... Abs, meet Sam... Sam, meet Abs. )

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Excellent!

The wedding? Or, I could introduce you to her sooner. Over tea and scones at the local vicarage, perhaps?

(Seriously, have you not met her yet? If not... Abs, meet Sam... Sam, meet Abs. )

Tea and scones would be smashing.

No I haven't, I keep missing a lot of new people but from what I've seen she's seems like a smart ass....I approve of the nuptuals.

I really need to come out here more.

 

[TheEarl]

I really need to come out here more.

No, you should stay behind your bar. There are people without drinks in Abstrusions!

Phew, that was close. Abs nearly escaped into the wild!

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Tea and scones would be smashing.

No I haven't, I keep missing a lot of new people but from what I've seen she's seems like a smart ass....I approve of the nuptuals.

I really need to come out here more.

Smart ass is right. But I do love her.

 

[Samandiriel]

Smart ass is right. But I do love her.

Hi honey, I'm home....talking about me behind my back???

 

[Guest]

Hi honey, I'm home....talking about me behind my back???

Sweetheart! Have a good day at t'mill, dear? Um, yes... I've been talking to Abs about you. You haven't met her yet, apparently. Well, I introduced you to her a few posts up.

 

[Samandiriel]

Sweetheart! Have a good day at t'mill, dear? Um, yes... I've been talking to Abs about you. You haven't met her yet, apparently. Well, I introduced you to her a few posts up.

I see this..........Hello Abs, I'm Sam, nice place you have over there, can I be a bouncer?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I see this..........Hello Abs, I'm Sam, nice place you have over there, can I be a bouncer?

Hey Sam, glad you like the place it's home to all the oddballs of the AH and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I see you're marrying Lou, have you gotten your shots yet?


ps....hear that you're a smartass too, we should hang sometime...do you like Popes?

 

[Samandiriel]

Hey Sam, glad you like the place it's home to all the oddballs of the AH and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I see you're marrying Lou, have you gotten your shots yet?


ps....hear that you're a smartass too, we should hang sometime...do you like Popes?

What's with the pink in the office?

Yes, she's special and easy.

I don't know, I've never eaten one.

 

[Guest]

Bitches.

Fuck, this is a stereo assault, how will I cope?

 

[Liar]

can I be a bouncer?

You don't strike me as a bouncy type. http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/jumping/jumping-smiley-027.gif

Of course, I'm famous for being wrong.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What's with the pink in the office?

Yes, she's special and easy.

I don't know, I've never eaten one.

That bitch vella I bet.............she's going down and not in the good way either.

EAsy is the main thing.

You're fun, if Lou dumps you can I have you?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Bitches.

Fuck, this is a stereo assault, how will I cope?

with alcohol like normal.

 

[Samandiriel]

That bitch vella I bet.............she's going down and not in the good way either.

EAsy is the main thing.

You're fun, if Lou dumps you can I have you?

I'm not as easy as Lou, but you're a person of position now so Lou may be on her way out.

 

[Guest]

Bloody marvellous. I knew I should've worked harder at keeping you two apart. We're doomed!

 

[Samandiriel]

Bloody marvellous. I knew I should've worked harder at keeping you two apart. We're doomed!

Can you keep apart two teutonic plates destined to smash together creating earthquakes and tsunami's?

 

[Guest]

 

[SnoopDog]

I'm not circumsized. It's not common over here in germany.

Oh by the way. There used to be a fabolous pic-thread with pix of foreskin. There were some amazing pix there.

Snoopy

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

That bitch vella I bet.............she's going down and not in the good way either.

Easy there, yer Holeyness. The Vella unit is, along with Cloudy and little old moi, a member of your own, Spanish Inquistion, which nobody ever expects. You don't want to start a schism on your first day in power now, do you, Ms Popette?

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

 

[NoJo]

i wonder if they taste like calamari...

I think it's high time you found out for yourself, young lady.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I think it's high time you found out for yourself, young lady.

Just a wee note of sanity.

I don't think you REALLY want vella_ms masticating on your foreskin.

Now, do you?