Foreskin, anyone?

[Guest]

Have you got one, or not? I mean, have you been cut or not. Men only, obviously. I won't go there with the female circumcision thing.

AND, as this is the Author's Hangout, I thought I'd make this as writerly as possible...

I sometimes enjoy writing about how the foreskin pushes back as the guy gets aroused, and the feeling of having a "foreskinned" cock in a character's mouth.

What am I on about? Where is this thread going? I dunno! I just wanted to talk about dicks, I suppose.

So, come on, get writing. Write a short passage about a hardening cock, and it has to be obvious to the reader whether or not the guy has been circumcised.

(I'll do mine later.)

Lou

 

[Guest]

Warning Sicko Post

i wonder if they taste like calamari...

 

[AppleBiter]

I'll get on writing that paragraph . . . but in the mean time, I have to say (no offense to my uncut friends) that I much prefer a circumcised guy.

Edited because circumcised is a hard word to spell. lol

 

[Guest]

i wonder if they taste like calamari...

You sick bitch. I've chewed on a few and: no.

(Almost as sick as yours. )

 

[Guest]

I'll get on writing that paragraph . . . but in the mean time, I have to say (no offense to my uncut friends) that I much prefer a circumcised guy.

Edited because circumcised is a hard word to spell. lol

I'm the opposite (and again, no offence to cut guys ), I prefer them uncut. Pushing back the foreskin and revealing the swelling head can be a lot of fun, especially if there's pre-cum involved. And especially when pushing it back with my lips. But, I'm just a dirty bitch.

Oh and LOL! Tell me about it. I had to write that word three times in the initial post and had to really concentrate each time.

 

[Liar]

Chewed, lou?


Personally, I've never understood the point of it. Circumsision, I mean.

 

[Guest]

Chewed, lou?


Personally, I've never understood the point of it. Circumcision I mean.

Yes, well, more nibbled, I guess.


I haven't either, a foreskin is like the wrapping paper on the end of a delicious present.

 

[Liar]

Yes, well, more nibbled, I guess.


I have, it's like the wrapping paper on the end of a delicious present.

Read my edit. I never understood the point of cutting it off.

Those who haven't had it nibbled on don't know what they're missing.

And they never will. Poor sods.

 

[AppleBiter]

But, I'm just a dirty bitch.

Best. Quote. Ever. LMAO Me too, BTW. Let's hear it for the dirty bitches of the world!!

 

[Liar]

Dirty bitches rock.

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

When someone votes "None of the Above" I want details.

 

[Guest]

Read my edit. I never understood the point of cutting it off.

Those who haven't had it nibbled on don't know what they're missing.

And they never will. Poor sods.

Aha! I getcha now. I edited mine.

I know, gotta feel sorry for 'em really.

 

[Guest]

Best. Quote. Ever. LMAO Me too, BTW. Let's hear it for the dirty bitches of the world!!

YAY!

We so and feelthy.

 

[Guest]

When someone votes "None of the Above" I want details.

Quite! Me too.

 

[Guest]

ive got a bottle of grey goose and a really sharp exacto if any ones interested in a totally unofficial bris.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I absolutely Hate It, but my sex has been circumscribed, recently.


http://www.beaublue.co.uk/images/M_3453.jpg

 

[Guest]

I absolutely Hate It, but my sex has been circumscribed, recently.


http://www.beaublue.co.uk/images/M_3453.jpg

great, now ill imagine princess bride for the rest of the day

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

ive got a bottle of grey goose and a really sharp exacto if any ones interested in a totally unofficial bris.

*backing away*

 

[Kassiana]

Hey, if I had a male child, I would not permit him to be circumcised. Does that count for anything?

 

[Liar]

ive got a bottle of grey goose and a really sharp exacto if any ones interested in a totally unofficial bris.

It's not often that I'm grateful that there is an ocean between us.

 

[Guest]

It's not often that I'm grateful that there is an ocean between us.

ah sweetie
thats just not nice...but i still lurve you and your penis

 

[Liar]

ah sweetie
thats just not nice...but i still lurve you and your penis

My penis says thank you.

 

[TheEarl]

ah sweetie
thats just not nice...but i still lurve you and your penis

Very worrying mental image of Vella as Hannibal Lecter.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Very worrying mental image of Vella as Hannibal Lecter.

The Earl

i had to stop and laugh really hard at that mental image. im not aggressive unless its called for.
but really how hard would it be ...its just skin.

 

[minsue]

My penis says thank you.

That's a well mannered penis you have there, Liar.