For your Sunday morning hangover - Remember those bad pick-up lines from last night?

[Guest]

I've seen most of these before but someone just sent this group to me - Enjoy!

Bad Pickup Lines

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

3. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

6. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't like this song and I would never dance with someone like you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants."

7. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

8. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....

9. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

10. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.

11. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

12. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.

13. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb - diggity.

14. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

15. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

16. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

17. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

18. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

19. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

20. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

21. If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.

22. Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

23. I look good on you.

24. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

25. You're body is like Visa. It's like everywhere I want to be.

26. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

27. Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

28. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

29. Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

I like #6 and #11!

 

[cloudy]

30. I love your shirt! It'd look perfect on my bedroom floor.

I actually heard this one, I promise.

 

[Guest]

30. I love your shirt! It'd look perfect on my bedroom floor.

I actually heard this one, I promise.

I have no doubt.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Around here, all we ever hear is "should we hail a cab, or go by bus?"


(And they ask me why I didn't settle for a nice Swedish boy... )

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Yeah, number 6 does kick ass...

 

[Edward Teach]

All the guys were trying to talk to a redhead at the bar without success and sending her drinks which she kept refusing. I called the waitress over, took my teal sweater off and sent it with a note that it was a present because I thought it would look better on her than me.

She laughed and invied me to a booth.

Ed

Edited because my conscience won out.

She put my sweater on. I bought her a drink. Three of her girlfriends came in. I bought them drinks. They got up to leave. I asked for my sweater back. She laughed and they walked out the door with her wearing my sweater.

 

[rgraham666]

Worst one I ever heard?

My face is leaving at 9:00. Be on it.

 

[TheEarl]

I have a friend who actually does well on awful chat-up lines. He releases the most awful ones and somehow doesn't get slapped silly. A few of his better efforts have been mentioned but a few are missing:

'Your eyes are like spanners, they make my nuts tighten.'
'Come on, I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging.'

He pulled with both of those!

The Earl

 

[BlackShanglan]

I liked my friend Daniel's simple and elegant "Hi, I'm not very imaginative. Will you sleep with me anyway?"

(Love the AV Svenskaflicka.)

 

[carsonshepherd]

Let's say it in a note, shall we?

<<Attach Phone number>>

"I crave your white skin, I want to make love to you."

PS. It worked. And the lady had it for many years.

 

[SensualCealy]

I was in my mid twenties when a guy came to the pool bar and asked me- Are you here with your parents ?

In fact I was there visiting my in laws, it was a seniors living area in Florida, he thought I was travelling with my parents, had to correct him and tell him I was with my husband- the dude was in his 50's at the time.

 

[Guest]

Around here, all we ever hear is "should we hail a cab, or go by bus?"


(And they ask me why I didn't settle for a nice Swedish boy... )

A neighbor girl visited Sweden in the early 70's. A nice Swedish boy she met propositioned every girl in her group with his only english phrase : "My name is Leonard. We go to bed. Right?"

I have a friend who actually does well on awful chat-up lines. He releases the most awful ones and somehow doesn't get slapped silly. A few of his better efforts have been mentioned but a few are missing:

'Your eyes are like spanners, they make my nuts tighten.'
'Come on, I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging.'

He pulled with both of those!

The Earl

As he licked his eyebrows.

 

[minsue]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?