Calamity Jane
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Taltos said:
Sort of. More like interactive story building for me though. I wasn't sitting there getting off, I was just writing.
Gawd, it was a LONG time ago.
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Sort of. More like interactive story building for me though. I wasn't sitting there getting off, I was just writing.
Gawd, it was a LONG time ago.
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ksmybuttons
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JinXed said:mkay
Not only did I not understand the first post but the rest of y'all didn't help either!
How can we help you, sweetie?
Cheap Ass Spice Thread
JinXed
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I vaguely remember that thread.
thought it was a hoot that someone was bitching about cheap ass spices. The only real cheap ass spices I can think of are salt and pepper.
anyway I'm tired and even after drinking two cappuccinos my brain still hasn't fully woken up.
thought it was a hoot that someone was bitching about cheap ass spices. The only real cheap ass spices I can think of are salt and pepper.
anyway I'm tired and even after drinking two cappuccinos my brain still hasn't fully woken up.
Calamity Jane
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JinXed said:mkay
Not only did I not understand the first post but the rest of y'all didn't help either!
I'm gonna start a Jane's Notes thread so y'all don't have to read the course material.
Annora has a male friend whom she's NOT fucking.
He has a wife named Tendril.
Tendril has a boyfriend who sent her cheap ass spices - apparently her ass wasn't spicy enough and he's on a budget.
Anyway, Tendril sent her boyfriend some money and he 'tracked down' Annora using only her birthdate that's posted in her profile.
And then Tendril and Spiceboy threatened to tell Tendril's husband who Annora 'really' is. Apparenly, they've decided that she's this woman in Excelsior Springs (which oddly enough is only about 45 miles from me).
Only I guess Annora isn't this woman, she's just Annora. So she wanted to warn us that we might have the same birthday as other people.
There will be a quiz.
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So I had to go and visit "The Cabin."
People wonder how someone like guileful gets his information.
Perfect example. I now know who is married to who...
People wonder how someone like guileful gets his information.
Perfect example. I now know who is married to who...
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JinXed said:
She being Tendril...
Annora is divorced after a 32 year marriage.
I think we need to go back and lizard face all of our old posts...
Calamity Jane
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ksmybuttons said:
That's what cracks me up about all the drama surrounding the trolls.
With the exception of the recent drama which happened offboard and should have stayed offboard, everything I've ever seen a troll post has been available through a quick search. We post the shit in public every day, and yet we get all pissed off when it's brought up out of context?
Personal responsibility, people. If you don't want to face it later, don't post it at all.
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Calamity Jane said:
The problem is that neither Tendril or Woody54 posted this crap, but they get name called. I suppose I'm guilty as a troll now since I mentioned their names, but, shoot, I want to know who fatboy is, too!
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I'm going on the recrod as saying that the original cheap ass spices thread is my favorite of all time. Hell, I have it bookmarked in my favorites so I can look back to it when I need a laugh.
Ok, I think I'm following along here but Annora can correct me if I'm wrong somewhere. For those of you confused about this situation, here's what I gather:
OK, there's a man (Hubby) and his wife (Tendril) and her online boyfriend (fatboy) and then Annora...who does SRP with the hubby but they aren't online lovers. OK, the wife gets gifts from fatboy (cheap ass spices/steak sauce) which she uses to prepare a meal for the hubby which we all agree is in bad taste. (Both the act and the spices) No one seems to be sure if anyone's being given away. OK, so the hubby talks to Annora about all this and she's not really in it but she's giveing the hubby advice. So Tendril and fatboy cook up a plan to "get" Annora in a way no one defined. They fired up the mystery machine and hired the redneck Hardy Boys to track her down using the birthdate she gave on Literotica. However, *cue dramatic music*, they found some other innocent woman and we've yet to determine this mystery woman's fate because Annora thought it best to alert us, the Lit population, about our birtdates before she alerted the "mystery woman".
Anyway, that's the story so far.
Edited to add: Damn Jane, she beat me to it. Nancy Drew!
Ok, I think I'm following along here but Annora can correct me if I'm wrong somewhere. For those of you confused about this situation, here's what I gather:
OK, there's a man (Hubby) and his wife (Tendril) and her online boyfriend (fatboy) and then Annora...who does SRP with the hubby but they aren't online lovers. OK, the wife gets gifts from fatboy (cheap ass spices/steak sauce) which she uses to prepare a meal for the hubby which we all agree is in bad taste. (Both the act and the spices) No one seems to be sure if anyone's being given away. OK, so the hubby talks to Annora about all this and she's not really in it but she's giveing the hubby advice. So Tendril and fatboy cook up a plan to "get" Annora in a way no one defined. They fired up the mystery machine and hired the redneck Hardy Boys to track her down using the birthdate she gave on Literotica. However, *cue dramatic music*, they found some other innocent woman and we've yet to determine this mystery woman's fate because Annora thought it best to alert us, the Lit population, about our birtdates before she alerted the "mystery woman".
Anyway, that's the story so far.
Edited to add: Damn Jane, she beat me to it. Nancy Drew!
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ksmybuttons said:
YEah, I'm nosy like that too.
But, to me, this isn't really trolling. It's gossiping. Annora is the only one really freaking out about it. The drama is hers, and seems to be contained to her threads.
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I have just done the math, and based on an average 365 day year, rounding the number off to 250 million people in the USA (this sounds like a US issue, not worldwide stalkers) and not worrying about the slight statistical fluctuations which lead to mini-deviations in the distribution of births in any given year (holidays, natural calamities, etc.) it looks to me as if over 675,000 folks in the US will be celebrating their birthday this Saturday.Calamity Jane said:
Hey, I wanted to try to make sense out of at least some of it, 'cause it's true that being too forthcoming with personal information is a gamble.
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Ok a PSA that someone might share my birthdate... OMG NO FUCKING WAY, with like millions of people on the planet I can't believe someone might have been born on the same day as me... it's just unfanthomable. Next you'll tell me there's a possibilty that there's a person out there who could bear an incredible resemblance to me and not even be related....
Why not just post the drama you want to post and not waste time with erroneous warnings?
Why not just post the drama you want to post and not waste time with erroneous warnings?
