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[tonitits]

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Hi Toni, we wanted to stop by to wish you the very happiest of birthdays. Hope ya have something fun planned for later...

Thank you very much. Alot of my family have called with birthday wishes for me. My dad took me and Daniel out to dinner and I have to work tonight. Daniel is going camping with my brother and his kids this weekend. My brother told me that he is taken him off my hands this weekend for my birthday and since his birthday is May 25 I could take his two younger girls, 2 and 6! I laughed at him. My son and dad bought be a wonderful foot spa Monday and AA had a beautiful spring mix bouquet delivered to me on Tues. It has been a good week. Thanks again for the birthday wishes. (((((((((((Michael and Elizabeth)))))))))))

 

[tonitits]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Toni.....have a fantastic Birthday......hope you get some extra special presents from a certain big guy ~grins~

Thank you very much. (((((((((Succulent 1)))))))))))

 

[tonitits]

Yesterday was great. My family and friends made it very special. Thank you all so much!!!

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

I was early now I am late.

Happy Birthday again and Happy Mother's day as well.

Bug

 

[tonitits]

I was early now I am late.

Happy Birthday again and Happy Mother's day as well.

Bug

((((((((Buggy)))))))))) anytime is the right time. Thank you very much. Are you doing anything special for your wife?

 

[JennyOmanHill]

For Toni

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Special Mother's Day greetings from your friends in Omaha!

 

[1sexylady]

Toni.... From one Mother to another and to all of your friends here that are Mothers I wish for you a.....

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[omahaman2]

HOW TO IRRATED THOSE NORTHERN YANKEES (by a not so Southern Belle..)

Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.

Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.

When giving directions, finish with, "It's right down yonder on the left. Ya can't miss it."

Talk REALLY slowly, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can understand what they're saying.

When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell 'em "Delta's ready when you are!"

Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.

Always order sweet tea and/or grits. When they don't have it, raise a ruckus.

Offer to send 'em a bottle of fresh air.

Insist on being addressed by your first AND middle names. (e.g. Lisa Marie -- John Michael -- Jim Bob...)

Frequently bring up "The War of Northern Aggression" in conversation. If anyone ever says the words "Civil War," always interject that "There was nothing civil about it."

Address all males as "Son" and females as "Little Lady."

Correct their pronunciation of certain words. For example: It's "pee-can."

Put Tabasco on everything.

For New York Yankees: Act as if the whole state of New York is New York City. In other words, if they say "Yo, I'm from upstate New Yoik!" say, "Well, I'll be; my wife has always wanted to see a Broadway show!"

When invited to dinner, offer to bring dessert. Show up with a box of Moon Pies - banana ones.

Name all of your children "Bubba."

Use the word "reckon" in a sentence.

"Mash" buttons. "Cut" off lights. "Carry" the kids to school.

"Fetch" something.

Never simply "do" something. Be "fixin' to do" something.

Tell them you don't have an accent, they do.

Be sure to include "Yes/No, Ma'am/Sir" in all conversations.

Only use landmarks and ramble on when giving directions. "Now go down Jeff Davis Highway and turn left at where the Chevron station used to be. I think they turned it into a Amoco or maybe a BP. Anyway, turn right there."

Ask them if it's still snowing up North. Then tell 'em you went driving around in your convertible this weekend.

Call 'em a Yankee. Works every time.

 

[1sexylady]

Oman...now that is not nice...

 

[tonitits]

Re: For Toni

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Special Mother's Day greetings from your friends in Omaha!

Thank ya'll so much! ((((((((((Jenny and Oman))))))))))

 

[tonitits]

Toni.... From one Mother to another and to all of your friends here that are Mothers I wish for you a.....

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thank you so much. I hope you and all your kids have a wonderful weekend. I am sure that they are so proud to have you as their mom! You are the greatest! ((((((((((Sexy))))))))

 

[tonitits]

HOW TO IRRATED THOSE NORTHERN YANKEES (by a not so Southern Belle..)

Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.

I don't think I do this, I am always in a hurry.

Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.

AA says I do this, I don't think so.

When giving directions, finish with, "It's right down yonder on the left. Ya can't miss it."

used to say down yonder alot. My mom told us that we should practice talking proper english more so that when we were in a situation we would sound better. We do for the most part, but you know like they say you can take the girl out of Tx, but you can't take Tx out of the girl. Sometimes it just slips out!

Talk REALLY slowly, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can understand what they're saying.

That is true sometimes. But I have cousins, from Tx, that talk so fast, and my cousins daughter really does. We are always telling her to slow down and annunciate!

When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell 'em "Delta's ready when you are!"

Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.

We used to always do that. But since they changed Coca Cola I don't like it and don't want someone to mistake me and give me a coke. Give me a DP!!!!!!!!!

Always order sweet tea and/or grits. When they don't have it, raise a ruckus.

I order sweet tea but not the grits

Offer to send 'em a bottle of fresh air.

Insist on being addressed by your first AND middle names. (e.g. Lisa Marie -- John Michael -- Jim Bob...)

can't do this one, when we were kids and both names got used, you were in big trouble! And Daniel knows when I holler at him, he ignores me, but when I used his middle name somehow he happens to hear me!!!!!!

Frequently bring up "The War of Northern Aggression" in conversation. If anyone ever says the words "Civil War," always interject that "There was nothing civil about it."

Address all males as "Son" and females as "Little Lady."

Correct their pronunciation of certain words. For example: It's "pee-can."

Actually we were brought up that it was puh cann, not pee can.

Put Tabasco on everything.

and what is wrong with that? lol. It is great on pinto beans and also on french fries!

For New York Yankees: Act as if the whole state of New York is New York City. In other words, if they say "Yo, I'm from upstate New Yoik!" say, "Well, I'll be; my wife has always wanted to see a Broadway show!"

When invited to dinner, offer to bring dessert. Show up with a box of Moon Pies - banana ones.

I prefer the chocolate ones, banana ones are pretty good.

Name all of your children "Bubba."

Use the word "reckon" in a sentence.

My ex husband was from Ky. And he was always saying that. I had never really heard anyone say it much. So I was going to break him of saying it, and picked it up! But I quickly got rid of it and later him too!

"Mash" buttons. "Cut" off lights. "Carry" the kids to school.

What that isn't right?

"Fetch" something.

Never simply "do" something. Be "fixin' to do" something.

yeah I'm fixing to go make me a cup of coffee. And no the coffee cup is not broken. I am just fixing to go do that!

Tell them you don't have an accent, they do.
that's true! We don't have accents, we have southern drawls.

Be sure to include "Yes/No, Ma'am/Sir" in all conversations.

yessir!

Only use landmarks and ramble on when giving directions. "Now go down Jeff Davis Highway and turn left at where the Chevron station used to be. I think they turned it into a Amoco or maybe a BP. Anyway, turn right there."

I have been to some small towns and especially up in Arkansas and they do that alot.

Ask them if it's still snowing up North. Then tell 'em you went driving around in your convertible this weekend.

hehehe!

Call 'em a Yankee. Works every time.

Sorry ahead of time to my friends up North. You know the difference between a Yankee and a DAMN YanKee. A yankee comes down here and goes home, a DAMN Yankee comes down here and stays! Sorry Jenny! But really I guess that would be a DAY UM Yankee! Right?

hehehe. thanks Oman. those are great. Some, just some of those things I can relate to or as AA would say, he I resemble that remark!

 

[omahaman2]

Happy mother's day toni but even before that I want to wish you a special day today. WOW!! this week your birthday,mother's day
and today in

1794: The United States Post Office was established.

 

[tonitits]

Happy mother's day toni but even before that I want to wish you a special day today. WOW!! this week your birthday,mother's day
and today in

1794: The United States Post Office was established.

WOW!!!!!!!!! I just don't know how the world can handle so much greatness in one week!!!! roflmao! I guess this is MY week!

 

[1sexylady]

Now this one isn't dieing either...

 

[tonitits]

Now this one isn't dieing either...

Thanks Sexy! (((((((((Sexy))))))))))

 

[Jacqline]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Toni}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Happy Friday!

Jacqline

 

[1sexylady]

TGIF Everyone have a wonderful weekend...

{{{{{{Tonie Daniel}}}}}}}}}

 

[omahaman2]

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[tonitits]

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Thank you so much Oman!

 

[tonitits]

bumpity bump!

 

[omahaman2]

Things You'll Never Hear A Southerner Say

"Duct tape won't fix that."

"I'll take Shakespeare for $1,000, Alex."

"Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael."

"Come to think of it I'll have a Heineken."

"Has anyone seen the sideburn trimmer?"

"You can't feed *that* to the dog!"

"I really thought Graceland was tacky."

"No kids in the back of the pick-up; it's not safe."

"Wrasslin's fake."

"Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"

"We're vegetarians."

"Do you think my hair is too big?"

"I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy."

"Honey, these bonsai trees need watering."

"Who's Richard Petty?"

"Give me the *small* bag of pork rinds."

"Deer heads detract from the decor."

"Spitting is such a nasty habit."

"I just couldn't find the thing at Wal-Mart today."

"Trim the fat off my steak, please."

"Cappuccino tastes better than espresso."

"The tires on that truck are way too big."

"I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."

"I've got it all on a floppy disk."

"Unsweetened tea tastes better."

"Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"

"My fiancée, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's and Saks."

"I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."

"Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams."

"Checkmate!"

"She's too old to be wearing that bikini."

"Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"

"Hey, here's an episode of Jerry Springer that we haven't seen!"

"I don't have a favorite college team."

"Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side."

"I believe you cooked those beans too long."

"We need to take the kids to the dentist."

"We're not related."

"That car will never run again."

"Would you please pass the Palomar All Fruit?"

"Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon?"

"These baluga and goose paté hors d' ouvres are simply divine!"

"Get over it, will ya? That war ended 133 years, ago 16 days, 4 hours and 41 minutes ago!"

"What is Kudzoo?"

"I want to move to New York City to be a star!"

"Give me a soda pop!"

"Not tonight, Sis. I'm not in the mood."

"We don't keep firearms in this house."

"Elvis who?"

"How could your Daddy possibly be your uncle?"

"I do not find my cousin attractive!"

"No pork rinds for me ... watching my cholesterol intake."

"I just have to find some time to go to the gym."

"Boy, that Matlock fella sure does talk funny."

"We really should bathe the pig."

"The police are our friends."

"Boy, you'd best go wash that red off your neck!"

"No, I don't have room for one more set of tires at my house!"

"Excuse me while I spit."

"I just loved my Language Arts teacher!"

"What gun show?"

 

[tonitits]

Things You'll Never Hear A Southerner Say

"Duct tape won't fix that."

"I'll take Shakespeare for $1,000, Alex."

"Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael."

"Come to think of it I'll have a Heineken."

"Has anyone seen the sideburn trimmer?"

"You can't feed *that* to the dog!"

"I really thought Graceland was tacky."

"No kids in the back of the pick-up; it's not safe."

"Wrasslin's fake."

"Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"

"We're vegetarians."

"Do you think my hair is too big?"

"I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy."

"Honey, these bonsai trees need watering."

"Who's Richard Petty?"

"Give me the *small* bag of pork rinds."

"Deer heads detract from the decor."

"Spitting is such a nasty habit."

"I just couldn't find the thing at Wal-Mart today."

"Trim the fat off my steak, please."

"Cappuccino tastes better than espresso."

"The tires on that truck are way too big."

"I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."

"I've got it all on a floppy disk."

"Unsweetened tea tastes better."

"Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"

"My fiancée, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's and Saks."

"I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."

"Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams."

"Checkmate!"

"She's too old to be wearing that bikini."

"Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"

"Hey, here's an episode of Jerry Springer that we haven't seen!"

"I don't have a favorite college team."

"Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side."

"I believe you cooked those beans too long."

"We need to take the kids to the dentist."

"We're not related."

"That car will never run again."

"Would you please pass the Palomar All Fruit?"

"Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon?"

"These baluga and goose paté hors d' ouvres are simply divine!"

"Get over it, will ya? That war ended 133 years, ago 16 days, 4 hours and 41 minutes ago!"

"What is Kudzoo?"

"I want to move to New York City to be a star!"

"Give me a soda pop!"

"Not tonight, Sis. I'm not in the mood."

"We don't keep firearms in this house."

"Elvis who?"

"How could your Daddy possibly be your uncle?"

"I do not find my cousin attractive!"

"No pork rinds for me ... watching my cholesterol intake."

"I just have to find some time to go to the gym."

"Boy, that Matlock fella sure does talk funny."

"We really should bathe the pig."

"The police are our friends."

"Boy, you'd best go wash that red off your neck!"

"No, I don't have room for one more set of tires at my house!"

"Excuse me while I spit."

"I just loved my Language Arts teacher!"

"What gun show?"

Hehehe Oman, most of those DO apply! Especially the food ones, that is why we have such lovely full figures down here!

 

[biggbear8]

hi Toni hugs kisses


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[Jacqline]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Toni}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Happy Friday!

Jacqline

I know that I don't know how to put in the fancy cards, but I am there for you always as you are for me. I guess that is how I do friendship: simple yet dependable

Hope your Monday is special.{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Toni}}}}}}}}}}}}}}]

Jacqline