For those who can't stand to see someone actually write something worth reading...

[FallingToFly]

I hope you got a kick out of knocking CH 4 of American Baby down to a 4.69 and taking it off the top list.

Pathetic little pissant- grow a set of fucking balls and confront me, why don't you? What, are you afraid that a woman- a slender, supposedly fragile woman at that, has more cajones than you?

You did the same with every story I have ever gotten onto a top list. One votes without comment- because you're a sorry sack of shit with the backbone of a salted slug- are your weapon of choice. You're a skulking, cowardly little cock in hand shit who can't do, and so must destroy.

Fuck you. I probably could continue to berate you with intelligence, but I don't feel like it. Fuck you, and fuck off. If it was even worth the bullshit, I'd PM Laurel and ask her to do a sweep of my entire submission list, but she has better things to do than clean up your uncontrollable dribbles of spite.

You, and the rest of the people in this world like you, are wastes of flesh better taken up by skunks or salamanders. Grow a pair, asshole- step up if you think you have something worthwhile to swing at me.

Oh, and have a nice fucking day.

 

[Guest]

Don't let the bastards get you down.

 

[AchtungNight]

Whoa. Falling, I write about things like celebrities, religion, satirical gossip, and many other topics that are easily prey to reactions of that nature, and I have NEVER gotten that upset about anything. Nor, to be honest, has a reader ever criticized my work like that. I hate to think of what sort of remarks led to such an outburst from you. I admire your balls, but question their necessity. Is this troll really worth messing with? Rhetorical question, obviously. One is often defined by their enemies, and if this fool is yours... I wish you the best of luck.

If you really feel you need good votes, let me know. I will gladly make time to read and honestly judge your very good work with votes as I do with comments. Regardless of votes, though, do you know the stories are good no matter what the critics think? Do you get more good readers than bad? Are your stories still getting read despite the detractors? If the answers to these questions are yes, never mind the ratings. You have succeeded in your goal.

 

[FallingToFly]

Oh I'm not down- I want the little fuck to show his pockmarked little ass so I can kick it from one end of the continent to the other.

 

[R. Richard]

FallingToFly:
You must simply understand the root of the troll problem. Trolls are trolls simply because they failed to learn. Unfortunately, it is difficult to learn in many parts of our planet. If they would simply send all trolls to the place on this planet where it is easiest to learn, the problem would be solved.

The place on this planet where it is easiest to learn is the North Pole.

 

[Liar]

It's just numbers. My latest got pooped from 4.92 to 4.60 last night.

And the sun still shines outside.
I got a naughy email from my lady.
I'm two days from eviction.
But I get paid tomorrow so...phew.
My glass is full of vodka tonic.
My bed is full of ants. Seriously.
And this weekend, the email-sending lass is flying in from Spain.

All of which are ten thousand times more important to me than some trolls with wiener envy doing what trolls with wiener envy do.

Just sayin'. Yeah, it sucks, but hey.

 

[Guest]

Good wisdom from Liar.

Everything except the ants.

Ants in your bed???

 

[deathlynx]

There was a simmilar thread a little while ago (likely many) where this happened durring a contest...Personally I'd think for contest voters should have to be logged in as that way you can make sure someone's not just trashing your score so as to win it themselves...

It's frustrating when it happens in general...Moreso when they're invisible even than the annonymous feeback...At least then you get to see the troll's reasoning and know it's a troll rather than potentially an vindictive ex-friend or something...

 

[Liar]

Good wisdom from Liar.

Everything except the ants.

Ants in your bed???

One woulda thunk living on the 8th floor in a pileof concrete, steel and plastic wuld prevent that. Not when the bastards srout wings and fly about.

 

[FallingToFly]

Oh no... I want to smash the bastard. I have wanted to kill something all day and this gives me a really good excuse to spew venom into the wind.

 

[Liar]

Oh no... I want to smash the bastard. I have wanted to kill something all day and this gives me a really good excuse to spew venom into the wind.

Well ok, if you do it more for recreation than revenge.

 

[FallingToFly]

Well ok, if you do it more for recreation than revenge.

No... Revenge is the main motivation- I'm wanting to kill someone who hurt me in some way- he'll do.

 

[Guest]

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[arienette]

It's just numbers. My latest got pooped from 4.92 to 4.60 last night.

And the sun still shines outside.
I got a naughy email from my lady.
I'm two days from eviction.
But I get paid tomorrow so...phew.
My glass is full of vodka tonic.
My bed is full of ants. Seriously.
And this weekend, the email-sending lass is flying in from Spain.

All of which are ten thousand times more important to me than some trolls with wiener envy doing what trolls with wiener envy do.

Just sayin'. Yeah, it sucks, but hey.

Well aren't you in a good happy place!

 

[Guest]

Ya know, seems like every time I say something in AH that someone else doesn't like, one of my pieces takes a hit. Happened again today. Well, it was one of my attempts at poetry and I'm no poet so no big deal. It still pisses me off that some gutless bastard has to take cheap shots.

Dran, you've said that before about the AH. I still don't think it flies.

ALL poetry takes hits. That's a given on this site.

But I still do not believe that political or other disagreements would lead other AH regulars to trash your stories in this cowardly fashion.

 

[ibhard]

Ya know, seems like every time I say something in AH that someone else doesn't like, one of my pieces takes a hit. Happened again today. Well, it was one of my attempts at poetry and I'm no poet so no big deal. It still pisses me off that some gutless bastard has to take cheap shots.

Poetry trolls are the worse, they do more damage since a poem hardly ever gets more than 20 votes.

 

[ibhard]

I hope you got a kick out of knocking CH 4 of American Baby down to a 4.69 and taking it off the top list..

I'm sorry you have your personal troll. Those little bastards are hard to shake.

 

[FallingToFly]

Poetry trolls I can handle- all my good poetry has been sold.

It's the fucking cuntlick that has to trash my stories, for no reason other than I managed to get them on the first page of a list.

If they left a legitimate gripe, I would have no issue. Trolling for no other reason than to troll makes my teeth grind and skin run hot, and everything in me, all the discipline and control of my faith, gets thrown right out the window. Especially on full moon nights following days that make me want to take a long walk off the empire state Building.

 

[Guest]

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[Selena_Kitt]

uncontrollable dribbles of spite.

Ok, the whole post was totally worth this one line... classic...

Falling...


And Liar... you have gotta sort out that ant problem before The Lady from Spain arrives!

Consider buying an anteater?

 

[FallingToFly]

Ok, the whole post was totally worth this one line... classic...

Falling...


And Liar... you have gotta sort out that ant problem before The Lady from Spain arrives!

Consider buying an anteater?

I have my flashes of brilliance.

Liar, quit eating in bed, change your sheets, and put lemon juice on the door and window sills

 

[Darkniciad]

I've picked up my own personal one bomber too. Slaps three a day, moving steadily down the list according to score, regardless of series or sequence in such.

They'll eventually get overzealous, and the whole site will get swept again like it did a while back, when all the scores were dropped down to 4.91 or less.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I don't honestly know if I have a troll or not, but it wouldn't surprise me. Some people have definitely voted my stories out of their red Hs and given anonymous BS public comments, so it is suspicious. Hard to say why, of course. I can understand Dran's paranoia. I've had thoughts like that myself sometimes.

 

[Aurora Black]

I have nothing to add to this at the moment except that the whole troll thing is inevitable. Yes it sucks, but assholes are everywhere. We can't let them get us down or allow them to discourage us from writing. If we do so, they'll have won.

 

[FallingToFly]

I have nothing to add to this at the moment except that the whole troll thing is inevitable. Yes it sucks, but assholes are everywhere. We can't let them get us down or allow them to discourage us from writing. If we do so, they'll have won.

Like I said- not down- murderous. I could happily peel this little limpdick from stem to stern with a rusty potato peeler soaked in lemon juice and rock salt.