For those that have children living at home

[T.H. Oughts]

Imagine if our kids were grown up and had left home.

You could be sitting right now spread egale in front of the fireplace in the lounge having great sex... either alone or with another person.

 

[SleepingWarrior]

*Steal*

 

[mig]

Imagine if our kids were grown up and had left home.

You could be sitting right now spread egale in front of the fireplace in the lounge having great sex... either alone or with another person.

My kids have left home.

Does that mean I can't do that?.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I miss couch sex.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: For those that have children living at home

My kids have left home.

Does that mean I can't do that?.

It means you can do it you lucky thing.



Yes Ruby, couch sex at 2pm, not 10pm would be nice.

 

[WillowPuss]

Re: Re: Re: For those that have children living at home

Yes Ruby, couch sex at 2pm, not 10pm would be nice.

Wait until they are teenagers ... ANYTIME would be quite nice. The I am out for the evening is met with a smile ... only to have to hastily look calm 'boring' parents when they suddenly come back hours before you thought they would because they had forgotten something.

Sooooooo ... you could have couch sex at 2pm, to be resumed at 4pm; again at 6pm ... if you are lucky and have the stamina you might finally finish at about 2am!

 

[scylis]

*Steal*

what the fuck is this shit?

 

[SleepingWarrior]

what the fuck is this shit?

Has to do with the first post stuff. When I am bored I will try and steal those first posts from those that want them... as long as its still being done by a number of people.

 

[tin_tinr]

Re: Re: Re: Re: For those that have children living at home

Wait until they are teenagers ... ANYTIME would be quite nice. The I am out for the evening is met with a smile ... only to have to hastily look calm 'boring' parents when they suddenly come back hours before you thought they would because they had forgotten something.

Sooooooo ... you could have couch sex at 2pm, to be resumed at 4pm; again at 6pm ... if you are lucky and have the stamina you might finally finish at about 2am!

try some money to get them out the way it works for us
the funny thing is when they are here you wish they would go
but when they are gone a few hours the house is
so quiet you start missing them

 

[Bob Peale]

Sometimes I doubt my children would notice unless we were blocking SpongeBob SquarePants orthe cookie jar!

 

[Summery]

Imagine if our kids were grown up and had left home.

You could be sitting right now spread egale in front of the fireplace in the lounge having great sex... either alone or with another person.

Dare to dream! I have about 15 years or so before mine is grown and leaves home. I can hardly have a private phone conversation without my little one repeating every word I say. Let alone think about sex with a SO in any room of the house. Nothing is sacred, not until late a night when my son is fast asleep...

 

[intrigued]

Imagine if our kids were grown up and had left home.

You could be sitting right now spread egale in front of the fireplace in the lounge having great sex... either alone or with another person.

Oh, my....I have a very long wait. As I have not had sex in years, it would not do for them to ever be home when I do....I would be screaming so loudly, they would call 911.

 

[estevie]

Imagine if our kids were grown up and had left home.

You could be sitting right now spread egale in front of the fireplace in the lounge having great sex... either alone or with another person.

We're supposed to wait till the kids are grown before doing this???

 

[concrete]

T.H

I'm the most fucked person to post!!!
finally got the last boy outa the house..took dyno to do it..
6 weeks latter ,,mother -in - law moves in..
the question of loud ,loungeing sex is no longer part of my vocabulary

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: For those that have children living at home

 

[navarre]

Sometimes I doubt my children would notice unless we were blocking SpongeBob SquarePants orthe cookie jar!

I most heartily disagree Bob.
Sponge Bob could be on the TV and the lid could be off the cookie jar but they're still more interested in what YOU"RE doing. Especially if it's behind closed doors.

 

[SexyWench]

You could be sitting right now spread egale in front of the fireplace in the lounge having great sex... either alone or with another person.

This is exactly how I got the kids!


SW

 

[navarre]

This is exactly how I got the kids!


SW

LMAO
I'm holding my sides.

 

[TWB]

RUBY???

Couch Sex?

I miss Recliner sex
Stair sex
bathroom sex
back deck sex
hall sex
sunroom sex
Car sex
floor sex
table sex

everything but in the bed after the kids are asleep but before the midnight waking sex.



It takes alot of the fun out of it.

 

[sacremento]

Heh, my 3rd child was concieved during hall sex. So it is still possible, just trickier

 

[T.H. Oughts]

So it is still possible, just trickier

True, you can do it. But not at the drop of hat like you could have pre-children.

 

[calypso_21]

Re: Re: For those that have children living at home

We're supposed to wait till the kids are grown before doing this???

LMAO, This is what I was thinking!

 

[SailorC272002]

Re: Re: Re: Re: For those that have children living at home

Wait until they are teenagers ... ANYTIME would be quite nice. The I am out for the evening is met with a smile ... only to have to hastily look calm 'boring' parents when they suddenly come back hours before you thought they would because they had forgotten something.

Sooooooo ... you could have couch sex at 2pm, to be resumed at 4pm; again at 6pm ... if you are lucky and have the stamina you might finally finish at about 2am!

Glad I am not alone with this problem.

 

[WillowPuss]

Ohhh no, Sailor! Not alone.

To cap it all, I got a itter complaint this morning about the amount of noise we made last night ... could we PLEASE tone it down a little or wait until they were out!

*gnashing of teeth ... chance would be a fine thing, etc etc*

 

[SailorC272002]

Chicago has a small chain of hotels that cater to just such problems. They have theme rooms, no phones, short stay. Sell time in hours, not for the professional trade, but for regular people looking to steal a little time away from home.

I have not seen anything like it anywhere else, It is a great idea. Maybe one of the major hotel chains should cater to us with a similar arrangement.