For the Lit men (or inclined ladies)

[TonyG]

I was browsing in the "How to" threads and came across one about the real dolls. Curious, I went to the site and it made me wonder what we would think. So, would you "play with" this doll if you were sober? What if you were drunk? Did you even know it was a doll?

http://www.realdoll.com/common/dolls/images/amanda09.jpg

 

[ShyGuy68]

No thank you I prefer the real thing. And I do think I would notice even if I was drunk that "she" didn't move or speak at all!

 

[Chuckus]

Uh..........None for me

 

[Rosebud]

LOL...I would think that it would be more fun than a hand..and i have been to a bar before and saw some of the women men leave with and this doll is alot better looking...and i have heard men talking about a dead fuck before...this doll might be warmer than alot of women that are out there...
personally she does nothing for me but i would like to dress her up and take her to a dark bar and see how many men hit on her.

 

[TonyG]

Originally posted by Rosebud
...personally she does nothing for me but i would like to dress her up and take her to a dark bar and see how many men hit on her.

That would be funny as hell.

 

[Thumper]

Hmmmm feels like...

being married...hehehehe

OK J/K here!

Make it more real...have a tape recorder next to ya playing stuff like..."Is it in yet?" "Peach...we should paint the ceiling Peach!" "Oh shit! My husband's home" "Talk dirty to you? That costs extra!" "Damnit! Not Yet!" ad infinitum..

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Been through some rough patches me self and tried a number of toys for guys. The idea was that they would be better than a hand and less hassle than women I didn't really want to know. Well in most cases they weren't bette rhtan the hand.

If ya gotta have a toy that one's pretty hot, but it looks like a bit too much trouble.

At a quick glance I'd have to say no wouldn't think it was a toy. Indeed Rosie I might hit on her after a whole lotta drink.

Thumper, that shit is the whole reason you would want a doll in the first place.

Reminds me of an old Cliff Richard song, mangled by a group of 80's drop outs. (Got it?)

 

[Cheyenne]

Can I ask a question? Just where would you store something like this when it wasn't in use? Posed on the living room sofa? How would you explain an anatomically correct life size doll to mom, for example? (WWYMS)

 

[ManOSafety]

I think when not in use you'd keep her in the trunk of your car, that way you can have the fun of explaining the "body" in your trunk or what your neighbors saw you putting in your trunk in the middle of the night.

 

[Passionnee]

Can I ask a question? Just where would you store something like this when it wasn't in use? Posed on the living room sofa? How would you explain an anatomically correct life size doll to mom, for example? (WWYMS)

Builds her a doll house..lmao

 

[BrainyBeauty]

EWE people!

I think spending $5000 for a piece of ass is a bit extravagant (and that is the kindest adjective I can think of) On the other hand, I suppose you wouldn't have to worry about STDs with the doll.

But, trying to be the helpful person I am, here is an alternative for those

(a) with a teensier budget within which to work and
(b) who are a bit less discriminating in their preferences

http://www.muttonbone.com/loveewe.html

Bahhhh-bye for now!

 

[Andra_Jenny]

What a great conversation piece. I especially love the trunk shit (tee hee). And the tape! Whoo boy Gua-r-an-tee!

 

[Jake2001]

The Love Sheep

Sheep reminds me a an ex-girlfriend I had back in high school (she didn't save herself for marriage).

We need to get the sheep added to the sex toys here. She's beautiful! ............... Baaaaaaaa

 

[TonyG]

Originally posted by BrainyBeauty
I think spending $5000 for a piece of ass is a bit extravagant (and that is the kindest adjective I can think of) On the other hand, I suppose you wouldn't have to worry about STDs with the doll.But, trying to be the helpful person I am, here is an alternative for those

(a) with a teensier budget within which to work and
(b) who are a bit less discriminating in their preferences

I hope I'm never that horny!


http://www.muttonbone.com/images/loveewelogo_sm.gif http://www.muttonbone.com/images/loveewephoto3.jpg

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Can I ask? Are these thing, ya know, dishwasher safe? I mean, how do you clean...?

Never mind. More than I really need to know.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Ewwwweeeee to Ewe

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I could but........

Only if sufficiantly soused.....

And.......

A boat load of female beauties, like those found upon this board - were watching and cheerleading me along.

And.......

If the doll looked more like an aged, dwarf nun......

Ladies, just steer me in the right direction.

 

[livin_simple]

Hmm, if the difference between a dog and a real fox is three beers, how many would be required to make the jump to an inflatable sheep??

I think I'd have to agree with:
ShyGuy68 No thank you I prefer the real thing.

All right, that quote didn't work like I wanted. How does one find a tutorial on this reply editor to learn how to include the icons and quotes from other contributors??

 

[TonyG]

Originally posted by livin_simple
All right, that quote didn't work like I wanted. How does one find a tutorial on this reply editor to learn how to include the icons and quotes from other contributors??

Read down about four posts on the below thread or post your question on the "How to" board and you'll get your answers.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=21148