For the last mother-fucking time, there is no such word as "Alot".

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I mean, how hard is it to divine that the phrase is "a lot"? I have never understood why so many people insist on writing "a lot" as "alot" or "allot". What IS that? What is WRONG with you people? Stop it. Stop it NOW.

And now, about the word "liberal"...

 

[penguindance]

 

[plasticman33]

Seems there's alot of controversy about that.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yes Sir.

Actually, I knew this already, I just liking saying yes sir.

 

[Never]

Grammar Friend Sez:
Thank you.

 

[Rex1960]

... about the word "liberal"...

liberace ?

 

[sunstruck]

Eye like U allot Dixon. U R funny.

 

[curious2c]

alot ado about nuttin...oh wait...never mind

 

[RawHumor]

Good job. Can you're next thread be about the use of get's, please?

 

[Dillinger]

Ahem...

Even though its a compound word motherfucking does not have a hyphen in it. It is either mother fucker or motherfucker, though muthafucka is also acceptable.

 

[curious2c]

Speaking of fuckers...

 

[islandman]

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, alot.

 

[Guest]

Nevah mind me I'm perving on Dilly's tits.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

We all have our pet peeves, and this is one of mine, which I bring up every now and then. I'm bringing it up now, again, because, I mother-fucking swear, I have seen "alot" in EVERY thread I've read over the last few days. It's growing, like Ebola, and it must be erradicated.

(Fuck, I hope I spelled "erradicated" correctly. One "r" or two? I don't know. All I know is that I have alot of anger and my mantra "Fuck Everybody" doesn't seem to be working anymore. Maybe I shouldn't have purchased Literotica. I'm SO tired of PMs from Todd asking for a Horny Christian Forum. He's written an incest story called "The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, and the hot Aunt". I don't want to encourage him. And I have this weird suspicion that I've begun typing my inner monologues. Must let some blood soon. More later.)

 

[modest mouse]

Do you promise its the last time because you have been bitching about this alot?

 

[intrigued]

I mean, how hard is it to devine that the phrase is "a lot"? I have never understood why so many people insist on writing "a lot" as "alot" or "allot". What IS that? What is WRONG with you people? Stop it. Stop it NOW.

And now, about the word "liberal"...

Has anyone ever told you that you say fuck alot?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Do you promise its the last time because you have been bitching about this alot?

It's "it's" for God's sake. Twenty push-ups.

 

[plasticman33]

Eradicated is the correct spelling! You don't have to say "Thanks alot", though.

 

[Vinny]

DCL thanks alot for clarifying this with us

 

[p_p_man]

Sir Lance Alot?

OK. Nahh...

But there is a town in India called Alot.

Alot, Madhya Pradesh, India

map of Alot

Just zoom in twice...



ppman

 

[teddybear4play]

And I will personally strangle the next erotica writer who spells "tongue" T-O-U-N-G-E. It's not supposed to be "town-ge."

Learn some mother-fucking phonics, for fuck's sake.

TB4p

 

[Guest]

 

[sunstruck]

Grammar pet peeve:

Do not use commas before conjuntions in simple sentences.

Incorrect:

I'm going to the store to meet Buddy, and get some popcorn.

Correct:

I'm going to the store to meet Buddy and get some popcorn.

 

[teddybear4play]

Good job. Can you're next thread be about the use of get's, please?

Possession apostrophes in general are, for idiots, a problem. "Get's" is no different than if I had said "apostrophe's" in the previous sentence.

TB4p

 

[Dillinger]

Actually, joking aside, this is one of my pet peeves too. Drives me even more crazy "in real life" than it does here. I've seen company executives use "alot" and I've seen school teachers use it.