For THE HUNK!

[Extreme Bohunk]

Freaker's Ball
Shel Silverstien

C'mon babies, grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're goin' to the Freaker's Ball

Blow your whistle, bang your gong
Roll up somethin' to take along
Feels so good it must be wrong
Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball

All the fags and dykes, they're boogyin' together
Leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too
Screamin' 'Please hit me' and 'I'll hit you'

FBI dancin' with the junkies
All the Straights swingin' with the Funkies
'Cross the floor and up the wall
Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball

Everybody is lovin' each other
Brother with sister...son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
And take me to the Freaker's Ball

So pass that roach please and pour the wine...
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie til I go blind...
Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball

Black ones, white ones, yellow and red ones...
Necropheliacs lookin' for dead ones
The greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too...
Screaming 'Please hit me' and 'I'll hit you'

Everybody ballin' in batches...
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches...
Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball, y'all
Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball

 

[ElizabethWest]

Oh yeah...

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Happy B day to you.

Thank you, wanna dance?

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Happy Birthday EB . .

Thanks, did you bring the stuff?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Thanks, did you bring the stuff?

There's stuff coming?

 

[mlady_france]

There's stuff coming?

I would hope so.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

A group hug???

A HUG???

Fuck that, I came here for the shagging.

One Shag, coming up!http://www.thehall6pack.homestead.com/files/scooby_shaggy.jpg

 

[ElizabethWest]

Maybe the cheerleaders should come over here...

 

[mlady_france]

Maybe the cheerleaders should come over here...

Rah Rah RAh . . .

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Rah Rah RAh . . .

Oh yeah.
http://www.hsisd.net/hshs/sports/Cheer/cheerleader2.gif

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hmmm easy enough to find..ty

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Hmmm easy enough to find..ty

Welcome, I signed you up for Karaoke.

 

[mlady_france]

Hmmm easy enough to find..ty

There are a lot of easy people. . . I mean things around here.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Welcome, I signed you up for Karaoke.

Well I can sing... can't dance...

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Well I can sing... can't dance...

When I sing, I get a lot of requests to sing tenor.....

 

[mlady_france]

When I sing, I get a lot of requests to sing tenor.....

I play with my tenor.

(tenor sax )

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm 2nd soprano....

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

When I sing, I get a lot of requests to sing tenor.....

Tenor twenty miles away!

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

I play with my tenor.

(tenor sax )

*melting for smoky solo*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*melting for smoky solo*

What do you want me to sing.............

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

What do you want me to sing.............

'Happy Birthday' ala Marilyn Monroe

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Are you sure... you wouldn't think anyless of me?? She was a blonde bimbo... and I'm a redhead nor bimbo..

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Are you sure... you wouldn't think anyless of me?? She was a blonde bimbo... and I'm a redhead nor bimbo..

Am I gonna have to use the puppy dog eyes?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Do you think that would work?

 

[allreadydeadguy]

my firsy post

happy b day happy b day