For some celeb who dodges gay arrows all the time, Tom Cruise.......

Sparky Kronkite

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must be nuts for allowing his photo to appear on the cover of this months Vanity Fair looking like he does.

I believe that he is gay. He's a gay man-boy.
 
What can we say? Liberache (spelling ?) and Robert Reed took their gay secret to their grave. Maybe Cruise and Ricky Martin will do the same.
 
Sparky Kronkite said:
must be nuts for allowing his photo to appear on the cover of this months Vanity Fair looking like he does.

I believe that he is gay. He's a gay man-boy.

Noooooo he can't be gay, he just can't.........

:eek:
 
My wife (a one-time fag-hag) says the gaydar went off when she first saw Cruise in "Risky Business." And I trust my wife's opinion (in everything).
 
I agree with Sparky. He's just way too pretty to be straight.
 
his two biggest film roles were gay novels
top gun and interview with a vampire
 
lilfrk said:
I agree with Sparky. He's just way too pretty to be straight.

Tom Cruise? Pretty? Am I the only woman on the planet who finds him deeply unattractive?
 
my votes for fag..he's as bent as a $3 bill....

ask Nicolle..

Can you say "Marrige of Convienience"?
 
pagancowgirl said:


Tom Cruise? Pretty? Am I the only woman on the planet who finds him deeply unattractive?

My lips get no juicier when he is around:D

Never found him attractive.

Cassidy
 
For the record, I think Tom's gay, but that don't mean a thing to me, he's an actor and should act in the manner of his role, not his sexual identity.

The better question is how come whenever a male movie or rock star becomes a sex symbol (and is balling models and hot actresses), there's an overt attempt to fag him out in the extreme?

Rod Stewart, Richard Gere, and the boys from INXS come to mind. Granted, they might all be wearing their mom's undies and blowing George Michael at this very moment, but it just seems rather convenient that all the good-looking stars are not only joint jammers, but hamster fucking joint jammers.
 
Vix, so you say. I've heard otherwise about him and his bandmates. Better question, does it really matter? Isn't it mostly male jealousy that fuels these rumors? Funny how you don't get this kind of thing about female stars except for the "undeclared" obvious candidates.
 
rod stewart has had more blondes than i have had chocolate bars
never heard that one before , are you confusing him with elton john?
 
Marxy

well, I'm not discounting the possibility that he was bi. I've just read a lot about the man.. ok, I was semi-obsessed with him in the 80s. And a recurring theme of him being an unbelievable lover ran through all the literature I had. Then, about a year ago I saw a "Behind the Scenes" with him on VH1 and many women testified to his prowess.

*shrug* I could be wrong, but I want to hold onto the image.

As for Cruise? I could care less.
 
pabloback said:
rod stewart has had more blondes than i have had chocolate bars
never heard that one before , are you confusing him with elton john?

Rod Stewart's myth is pretty famous, but I'm not going to repeat it. I'll leave it to someone who's actually jealous to repeat what is probably a lie.

Usually the rumors of homo behavior go after those that have had too much good fortune and are single and men who wish to take them down a peg or two. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck seem like the next likely candidates for mythhood if they haven't already. I'll sk DCL, he's probably up to date on all that mud and silliness.


The INXS stuff came from an Australian, Vixen, but again I don't care. It all sounds stupid, even the Tom Cruise stuff.
 
Marxist, I think you're gay. And yes, I will use all the pent-up male jealosy I can muster to fuel this vicious rumor.
 
Problem Child said:
Marxist, I think you're gay. And yes, I will use all the pent-up male jealosy I can muster to fuel this vicious rumor.

So you're saying that just because Rod, Richard, Mick, and Bowie spent Christmas with me last year and the event was sponsored by Astroglide and AnalEase that we're GAY?

How presumptuous!

You coming this year or are you and Oscar going to your timeshare?
 
Re: Marxy

TN_Vixen said:
Then, about a year ago I saw a "Behind the Scenes" with him on VH1 and many women testified to his prowess.


Behind the Scenes on VH1? Well, if that towering standard of investigative journalism said it, it's got to be true! hehe...
 
Marxist said:


So you're saying that just because Rod, Richard, Mick, and Bowie spent Christmas with me last year and the event was sponsored by Astroglide and AnalEase that we're GAY?

How presumptuous!

You coming this year or are you and Oscar going to your timeshare?

I have to stay home and redecorate, but you can take my rectum along if you like.
 
eh? Rod Stewart gay? no way baby ....

ohhhhh Marxist ... i think you are confusing him with Neil Diamond ... lmao ...
 
Re: Re: Marxy

Problem Child said:


Behind the Scenes on VH1? Well, if that towering standard of investigative journalism said it, it's got to be true! hehe...

what? huh? I was told it is just as reliable as the Post. You're telling me it's NOT?

fuck.
 
Izzy, leave Neil out of this or I'm sending Jack Black over to your house to sing "Cherry" until your brain turns to tomato sauce and boils out of your ears.


the nerve...
 
Re: Re: Re: Marxy

TN_Vixen said:


what? huh? I was told it is just as reliable as the Post. You're telling me it's NOT?

fuck.

I think I'm gay. I need your help to prove I'm not. Please, it's for a good cause.
 
If he is gay, at least he has the decency to not shove it down our throats, like say, Ellen throwing it in our face,... ;)
 
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