For serious flatulators only

[SilvaTungDevil]

OK, I know what you're thinking. Flatulator is not really a word. And sure, it's a common act, we all do it, every one of us.... blah, blah, blah.... But, to some of us flatulence becomes a fetish of sorts. Not just used to satisfy a fantasy when help isn't available, it IS the fantasy. I love to watch people be flatulent with themselves and others to watch me. I love the guilty pleasure I get at being caught. I love to see the excitement I cause in others when I watch them. If you are one of those people, you know what I mean.

 

[Problem Child]

Steve, loved ya in Trees Lounge, ya perv.

 

[sunstruck]

Ok. You win. You are the freakiest person I've ever cyber met.

I'm going to go try to white wash my brain now.

 

[Image]

OK, maybe I do draw a line

I'm laughing here but a question.... Are you being an asshole to me because you are making fun of my post or are you just being an asshole to endear yourself to me? I can take it...

 

[sunstruck]

Ahhh. Mock thread. Thank God.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Ahhh. Mock thread. Thank God.

But so true too!

 

[Problem Child]

I was flatulatin' like a sumbitch last night.

 

[Starfish]

I made supa-dupa chili on Saturday if that says anything. I'm serious.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

STD, just don't let them in on your secrets to great flatulating. We need you in top form for Olympics.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I was flatulatin' like a sumbitch last night.

Flatulatin' is good for you. It helps improve the air quality by driving away allergens.

 

[DarkAngel]

This thread stinks

 

[Problem Child]

Flatulatin' is good for you. It helps improve the air quality by driving away allergens.

And it feels darn good on your bunghole. That's often overlooked.

 

[teddybear4play]

Flatulatin' is good for you. It helps improve the air quality by driving away allergens.

It's also a way to deal with the problem of annoying pets. Either they run from the stench, or, if you've been to Taco Bell, you'll blow them into the next room.

TB4p

 

[Aquila]

My farts are so rancid people say they not only smell them but they can TASTE them.

 

[marksgirl]

My farts are so rancid people say they not only smell them but they can TASTE them.

*covers mouth and nose and runs* *FAST*

 

[Problem Child]

My farts are so rancid people say they not only smell them but they can TASTE them.

That was TMI, even on a fart thread.

 

[Aquila]

*covers mouth and nose and runs* *FAST*

and my farts taste like pennies I hear.

 

[marksgirl]

and my farts taste like pennies I hear.

To much copper in your diet these days?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

People never complain about my farts...they've obviously been in the fallout area of Aquila's farts before.

 

[Vay]

It's also a way to deal with the problem of annoying pets. Either they run from the stench, or, if you've been to Taco Bell, you'll blow them into the next room.

TB4p

Yep, Taco Bell food aka "shit busters" by my family.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

and my farts taste like pennies I hear.

Do you fart in solids? Oh wait, you probably do.

 

[bknight2602]

STD, do you light them also? hehehe