For RGraham and other closet B5 nuts

[Just-Legal]

"I lent my copy to Mr Garibaldi and it came back with coffee stains all over it!"

"I know! I'll put a bucket on my head and pretend to be the Vorlon god Booji!"
"Thats it!"
"I'll go get a bucket."

"Lets play a game. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with B."
"Boxes."
"Okay, M,"
"More Boxes. And that's when I shot him your honour."
"E."
"This better not be what I think it is." *sigh* "Even more boxes? Look, Marcus, I like you, I respect you, but after three days cooped up in here, I'm about ready to kill you." Notices Marcus has disappeared, "And I really *hate* when you do that!"

"And what about your mother? She never stopped calling! When's the big day, we've got to pick out patterns, you're father's not getting any younger you know..."

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think the best B5-joke was when G'Kar tried to seduce a human woman by saying "I'd prefer it if you were awake during the mating process, but I don't know how much pain you humans can bare."

 

[rgraham666]

Sheridan: "I swear, if one more strange thing happens today, I'll kill myself."
Delenn walks across the screen: "Bastards!"
Sheridan: "Did she say what I think she just said?"
Delenn walks back across the screen: "Bastards!"
Franklin: "I'll get the gun."

 

[doormouse]

Damn!!

I thought B5 was some mutant form of Bananas In Pyjamas

Edit: Bananas in pyjamas are coming down the stairs
Bananas in pyjamas are coming down in pairs
Bananas in pyjamas are chasing teddy bears
Cause on Tuesday, they all like to catch them unaware...

Hehehee, I hope I'm not the only one to sing that damn song all day

 

[Mhari]

"I once saw a whole chorus line of purple wombats doing showtunes in my bathtub. Of course, I was pretty drunk at the time..."

 

[Just-Legal]

One of my favourite scenes is still the one where Garibaldi is searching G'Kar's quarters and comes across "Hot Pink, Ambassador?"

 

[rgraham666]

I like the scene where Zack and a new guy are working customs.

Zack: "You never know what will come through here."

And half a dozen Elvises (Elvii?) walk by.

What I liked best about B5 was the characters.

There were people I liked and admired from the start: Sheridan, Delenn, Franklin, Vir.

There were people I loathed from the start: Mr. Morden, Bester.

There were some I never really liked but grew to understand: Garibaldi and Londo.

And several I changed my mind on: G'kar and Nerroon. I didn't like either of these characters at first. G'kar was my favourite character at the end. What he suffered and how he grew beyond it was amazing. And as I stated elsewhere, when I die, I hope it's with as much courage and to as great an effect as Nerroon's.

Damn, getting all teary thinking about that.

I think my all time favourite scene though, was the one with Morden and Vir.

Morden: "What do you want Mr, Cotto?"
Vir: "What do I want? I want to live just long enough to see them cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some gifts come with too high a price. I want to look into your dead eyes and I want to wave. Like this." (Cute little waggling of fingers)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I also liked the scene when a telepathic woman is going to supervise a business meeting between Londo and some other guy, and Londo has just come from a passionate night with his new mistress, and can't really think of anything else... that girl BLUSHED!!!

 

[Just-Legal]

Two words.

WooHoo?

*snickers*

I loved G'Kar. Loved Loved Loved. I think if there had been any other actor play him, it wouldn't have been the same. Andreas Katsulas made G'Kar his own.