For Edward Teach

[lilith1979]

You wish to know what a Sybian is, huh?

This is a Sybian: http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.htm
It's a rather expensive sex toy, but well worth it.

 

[Edward Teach]

You wish to know what a Sybian is, huh?

This is a Sybian: http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.htm
It's a rather expensive sex toy, but well worth it.

Thanks, lilith. That was really sweet of you. Sincerely.

God I love it when nubile young ladies further my education.


Eddie The Student

Ps-Is that beautiful butt in the AV yours?

 

[lilith1979]

Re: Re: For Edward Teach

Ps-Is that beautiful butt in the AV yours?

Yes it is.

 

[Boxlicker101]

You wish to know what a Sybian is, huh?

This is a Sybian: http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.htm
It's a rather expensive sex toy, but well worth it.

Are those things actually available and offered for sale? I have seen sample videotapes featuring them. I even wrote a story about two young women who use one but I didn't know they were actually on the market.

I also think you have a gorgeous rear end.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Are those things actually available and offered for sale?...

Well that was helpful. Perhaps I am bi orgasmic.

Bitter, despondent, dissatisfied, distrustful, fussy, immature, inhibited, prejudiced, and sulky on my way to work.

Contented, good-natured, insightful, self-confident, independent, realistic, strong, capable, and understanding on my way home.



Too much coffiee, or not enough?



Edited to Add:

I thought this might be fantastic for Porn Writers. Imagine, hands-free masturbation, so that there are no untimely interruptions while typing.

I sneaked into their Chat Room to talk to the satisfied users who were online.

This may not be completely accurate, but you can get a general idea.


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#50043: ... oH goD oj Hos O GoF oH mi fodkung oatg !@#


#50043: ... DSLF Sdvs Saag GREG dEDa dfoammc,/,/ a[‘kdokfokK{
KSL;l,m<M;lZC;lASKF fasp0df i0wapo ka[slp’c kaplk[pallo [pdkfaeriou we kjhjlc oahi rhjZ

 

[Edward Teach]

Well that was helpful. Perhaps I am bi orgasmic.

Bitter, despondent, dissatisfied, distrustful, fussy, immature, inhibited, prejudiced, and sulky on my way to work.

Contented, good-natured, insightful, self-confident, independent, realistic, strong, capable, and understanding on my way home.



Too much coffiee, or not enough?



Edited to Add:

I thought this might be fantastic for Porn Writers. Imagine, hands-free masturbation, so that there are no untimely interruptions while typing.

I sneaked into their Chat Room to talk to the satisfied users who were online.

This may not be completely accurate, but you can get a general idea.


#50043: ... yEs! YeS! Yes$ tWa> omiGodd@@@

#50043: ... oH goD oj Hos O GoF oH mi fodkung oatg !@#


#50043: ... DSLF Sdvs Saag GREG dEDa dfoammc,/,/ a[‘kdokfokK{
KSL;l,m<M;lZC;lASKF fasp0df i0wapo ka[slp’c kaplk[pallo [pdkfaeriou we kjhjlc oahi rhjZ

Somebody's gonna throw a net over you.

Eddie The Worried

 

[Guest]

Somebody's gonna throw a net over you.

Eddie The Worried

god i hope not..
VB's like a fresh breeze in a hot port o' let!

 

[Edward Teach]

god i hope not..
VB's like a fresh breeze in a hot port o' let!

And you ain't bad either.

Eddie The Sincere

 

[Guest]

And you ain't bad either.

Eddie The Sincere

*hugs* to you.. sexy edward j. pirate (the sincere)

hoist your mizzen.. seems like the winds.. *blowin*

 

[lilith1979]

Re: Re: For Edward Teach

Are those things actually available and offered for sale? I have seen sample videotapes featuring them. I even wrote a story about two young women who use one but I didn't know they were actually on the market.

I also think you have a gorgeous rear end.

Yes, they are for sale. Base package is currently $1315, and it contains:
Demo Video
Small Vaginal Insert
Medium Vaginal Insert
Large ReaLike 'Cover'
Flat Top (no insertion)
Detachable Power Cord
Matching Stool
4 oz Glide ID® Brand Lubricant
Spare 6.3 Amp Fuse
2 Springs & 4 Plastic Stems
Warranty and Instruction Manual

Like I said, pricey. I've had the priviledge of riding one three years ago it was heaven. I've never come like that before!! I'm hooked and I want one. I'm still trying to convince dh to put one on lay away!

And, thank you.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Yes, they are for sale. Base package is currently $1315, and it contains:
Demo Video
Small Vaginal Insert
Medium Vaginal Insert
Large ReaLike 'Cover'
Flat Top (no insertion)
Detachable Power Cord
Matching Stool
4 oz Glide ID® Brand Lubricant
Spare 6.3 Amp Fuse
2 Springs & 4 Plastic Stems
Warranty and Instruction Manual ...

Well ... ah ... erm ... umm ... what happens if your stool doesn’t match?






How much for just the Demo Video and the Instruction Manual?

 

[Edward Teach]

Well ... ah ... erm ... umm ... what happens if your stool doesn’t match?

They won't let you join Junior League

Eddie The Networker

 

[lilith1979]

Pricing page: http://www.sybian.com/sybtest6.htm

It appears you can buy the demo video, but not the instruction manual. The vid is $20.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . They won't let you join Junior League. . .

The Junior League of Bedford Falls is dedicated to strengthening our community through creative solutions to current and future challenges.

Well THAT is a load off.

 

[Edward Teach]

Well THAT is a load off.

Know why Junior Leaguers don't like group sex?






















Just toooo many thank you notes

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Know why Junior Leaguers don't like group sex?
Just toooo many thank you notes

I agree that the little civilities of a genteel life can become taxing. Thank God for word processing!

Darling [Field01],

It was an absolutely fabulous Bridge Party last night at Madge’s lovely sunken basement Bowling Alley. I am simply too fatigued from all the conversation I had with the entire JL. I am so pleased that you let me come. They are a grand group of gals!

I have one teensie little problem. This afternoon when I awoke, I realized that the shoes that I still had on were not my own. I, you will remember, was wearing deep magenta pumps. When I awoke I was wearing a pair of Antique Brown Orthopedic Oxfords. Perhaps they belong to [Field02]?

If it is possible that they could be yours, would you please call me, anytime this weekend, at 555-6968. Please do keep this little switcheroo between the two of us. Do not mention it to any of the other JL members. I would be too embarrassed!

Your friend and sister in JL,

Albertina Squab.


PS. Do you remember if I was wearing black lace panties when I arrived, or was that [Field03]?