For Brats only.....

[alwaysawake]

Hey King Sloot, you passed me up, but not by much! By the time I get through saying hi to everyone, I will be on top again!

Bite me, toni! And bitebrat, I heard Santa say that you were good last year, as a matter of fact, he said you were in the top ten of the best he ever had! :chortle: rofl

 

[1sexylady]

usually not, sometimes we get a little bit. a few inches at most. Most time it is not enough to make a snowman except out away from town. When we do it is ice/snow mixture. We usually get ice several times a year, usually in Jan or Feb. But I have a rule, no matter how much I am needed, how broke I am... I do not drive on the ice. I have to drive 35 miles one way to work and it is all highway with lots of under/overpass and especially working at night you cannot see the ice, we get what they call black ice. And I only have me and my car is the only car I have and I am not going to risk either, not even to process ya'll's mail! lol.

Well always be careful.....

 

[1sexylady]

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royal redhead fit fussy..I want a white christmas dammit

Careful for what you ask for....and hey ya better watch out...ya better not cry....ya better not pout I am telling you why.......AA is coming to town....lmfao

 

[alwaysawake]

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Careful for what you ask for....and hey ya better watch out...ya better not cry....ya better not pout I am telling you why.......AA is coming to town....lmfao

Real funny, Queenie! (I can be to her house in less than two hours in decent weather! ROFL)

 

[tonitits]

Good morning Brats. hope that you had a fun filled evening last night. Hugs and kisses!

 

[Bitenips]

Bite me, toni! And bitebrat, I heard Santa say that you were good last year, as a matter of fact, he said you were in the top ten of the best he ever had! :chortle: rofl

see? I told you Im good :smirk:

 

[Bitenips]

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Careful for what you ask for....and hey ya better watch out...ya better not cry....ya better not pout I am telling you why.......AA is coming to town....lmfao

lmao yea ok....wait...is that supposed to skeer me

..Im skeered ..no really I am!

ok...Im over it :hairflip:

 

[Bitenips]

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Real funny, Queenie! (I can be to her house in less than two hours in decent weather! ROFL)

HA!

he has to find me first

 

[Bitenips]

Good morning Brats. hope that you had a fun filled evening last night. Hugs and kisses!

Have a great day!

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

Real quick

Just one little post before I get to work.

Hello all.

{{{{ BiteBrat }}}} - May all your Christmas's be white.

{{{{ Toni }}}} - It's good for you to protect yourself. After all that "Through rain or hail or sleet or snow...." was actually just the architects idea, not the post office's. So be safe.

{{{{ AA }}}} - Hope every thing comes out all right. (RE Your av.)

{{{{{ Sexy }}}}} - Hope you slept well with pleasant dream.

Later all.
Buggy
P.S. Have wonderful holidays.

 

[Bitenips]

Re: Real quick

Just one little post before I get to work.

Hello all.

{{{{ BiteBrat }}}} - May all your Christmas's be white.

{{{{ Toni }}}} - It's good for you to protect yourself. After all that "Through rain or hail or sleet or snow...." was actually just the architects idea, not the post office's. So be safe.

{{{{ AA }}}} - Hope every thing comes out all right. (RE Your av.)

{{{{{ Sexy }}}}} - Hope you slept well with pleasant dream.

Later all.
Buggy
P.S. Have wonderful holidays.

Ty they are of course predicting rain lol

have a great day!

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

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Ty they are of course predicting rain lol

have a great day!

Well you could always travel north to Canada or Alaska, they have snow there.

BTW, I just heard from a friend in Australia that they haven't had a good rain in so long her local dam is only 19% full. So hopefully they will get some rain as well.


Have a great day.

{{{{ Brats }}}}

 

[tonitits]

Good morning! Have a Bratty Hump day!

 

[tonitits]

Bratty bump, grind, shimmy,grope and everything else. Have a great one!

 

[Bitenips]

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Well you could always travel north to Canada or Alaska, they have snow there.

BTW, I just heard from a friend in Australia that they haven't had a good rain in so long her local dam is only 19% full. So hopefully they will get some rain as well.


Have a great day.

{{{{ Brats }}}}

lol I'd gladly send her our rain

 

[tonitits]

((((((((((((((((Brats))))))))))))) have a great, bratty weekend! Take care! Hugs and kisses

 

[tonitits]

Bratty bump, have a great weekend.

 

[1sexylady]

can't stay wrapping and trying to get done...

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

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lol I'd gladly send her our rain

Yeah I tried to send some of ours as well. (I don't want a drought here.)

{{{{ Bitenips }}}}

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

Attention all Brats, I have hidden your gifts. Hopefully you will find them!

Start looking!

{{{ Brats }}}

 

[Bitenips]

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Yeah I tried to send some of ours as well. (I don't want a drought here.)

{{{{ Bitenips }}}}

lol Im still hoping for snow

 

[alwaysawake]

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lol Im still hoping for snow

We may just get some...freezing level will be around 1,000 feet.

 

[alwaysawake]

Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable litttle brats, ungrateful litttle jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny...
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them! ,
They want computers and robots..they think I'm IBM !

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I"ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year, now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde woman--I'm going SOUTH for the season!

 

[tonitits]

Dear Mr. Cameron:

As a courtesy, we are sending you a copy of this letter we
recently wrote to your 15 year old daughter in response to
a query we received from her. Thank you.

Your Old High School Principal

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Dear Ms. Cameron:

Thank you for your letter. Yes, we are pleased to report, your father's old high school is still standing and our library was able to find yearbooks dating "all the way back" to his graduation. In fact, a few teachers even remember your father, which I will get to in a moment.

In answer to your first question: In every picture extant of your father he is well shod, wearing what I believe were called "earth shoes" back then. Also, the weather here is moderate, with snow generally lasting from December until March - hardly the entire school year. Thus his descriptions of the conditions under which he
"struggled" to school in the morning do, as you suggested, seem a bit exaggerated. In fact, our bus logs are (remarkably) still intact, revealing that not only was your father a registered passenger, but that his parents paid the extra ten dollars a month for door-to-door delivery.

I am sure there were days when your father was very sharply dressed," as you state he puts it, but in every single photograph I was able to uncover he is wearing exactly the same thing: bell bottom blue jeans with white strings trailing from the edges onto the floor, horizontal rents in the knees, and no belt buckle. His T-shirt displays a message easily communicated with hand gestures.
His hair hangs past his shoulders and looks as if it was exposed to a lot of wind -- perhaps he rode the school bus with the window open.

As to academics and "concentrating on the basics," one must remember the times. The "basics" back then may very well have embraced some of your father's elective subjects, which included "Personal Citizenship," "Ecology," and one which apparently was called "Relevance." We have no record of what, if anything, was
taught in these classes. What records we do have show that your father did indeed take Geometry, just as he claims. In fact, he took it his sophomore year, repeated it his junior year and repeated the course again his senior year - Geometry was required for graduation.

Now as to Mr. Muggins, who had your father in a class called "Problems of Modern Relationships." Mr. Muggins does not wish to dispute the claim that your father always had his homework done early, he merely wants to point out that no matter when it was done, it was always handed in late. In fact, your father sticks out in Mr. Muggins' mind as having the most outrageous excuses for being
unprepared, including having to evacuate his home because
it was infected with the China Syndrome.

Your father was not, sad to say, President of the Student Council. Perhaps he is confusing student government with a social group called "The Slackers," which Mr. Muggins recalls was a group of boys who sat in the hallway and made loud groaning noises whenever an attractive girl strode past. Your father was assistant vice president of the club, and, to our knowledge, is the only past member not currently serving time in a federal penitentiary.

One thing IS completely verifiable: your father's name is, indeed, carved above the door to the school. Please advise that, now that we have noticed it, we will need to have it sanded out and refinished, at a cost of approximately three hundred dollars. We would appreciate it if your father would agree to pay for the damage without our having to engage lawyers.

The honor roll to which he apparently referred is not above the door, it hangs outside my office. I will leave unanswered the question as to whether his name is upon it.

Thank you very much for your letter, which we found most amusing. Be sure to tell your father hello from Mr. Muggins.
Sincerely,
The Principal

 

[tonitits]

Things to Ponder;

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
Simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.

Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.