alwaysawake
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1sexylady said:
Slapping her 5.......You go Girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!![]()
Muttering...Bratty New England women!!!!

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1sexylady said:
Slapping her 5.......You go Girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!![]()

alwaysawake said:
Muttering...Bratty New England women!!!!![]()

1sexylady said:
NEW JERSEY...HON...THAT IS..N..E..W.. J..E..R..S..E..Y![]()
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alwaysawake said:
I dunno..they awl tawk funny...pahking their-uh cahs!![]()

too bad we oregonians don't have accents! Pfffffffffffft!!!1sexylady said:
Now your hitting below the belt....Yo..Angel...Git the gurlz..will ya..![]()

alwaysawake said:too bad we oregonians don't have accents! Pfffffffffffft!!!![]()

alwaysawake said:too bad we oregonians don't have accents! Pfffffffffffft!!!![]()
Our only accent is Oregon is pronounced ORYGUN!1sexylady said:
Well you Oregonians better get a tape recorder and listen to yourselfs....Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh...
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1sexylady said:
Sticking her tongue out at him and wiggling her white butt in his face...![]()
errr, or rather, no see!!!alwaysawake said:Our only accent is Oregon is pronounced ORYGUN!![]()
donamar said:Sexy, you haven't been playing in the mayonase again, have you? It's been a long time no
errr, or rather, no see!!!

alwaysawake said:Here's some humor for everyone....AA
Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

I kinda like the baseball one--lotsa truth to that one! LOL1sexylady said:
Very good AA and I hope you live by all of them...I like the fifth one ...sooooooooo true...
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alwaysawake said:I kinda like the baseball one--lotsa truth to that one! LOL![]()
(Ya gotta catch me coppers...you'll never take me alive!)alwaysawake said:Gropes 1sexylady then Angel...violating a Lit rule. APB for AA--violation of ordinance 694All...grope and run--felony in the first degree!![]()
(Ya gotta catch me coppers...you'll never take me alive!)
Wake up Angel...you are dreaming! I'll clean your showers with both of you in them!Angelofsex said:
Calling all cops look out for AA, he gropes..........got two lady brats........take him alive.....they have a punishment for him..
He is going to have to clean our cars and house..............oh and the sandbox too...........so get ready AA.![]()
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meop79 said:
alwaysawake said:Wake up Angel...you are dreaming! I'll clean your showers with both of you in them!![]()
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alwaysawake said:Wake up Angel...you are dreaming! I'll clean your showers with both of you in them!![]()
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wildrose70 said:Just sticking my head in to see if any of the *brats* were getting into trouble...hehe...
*scoots out the door* before the Queen and King of Brats...see me lurking![]()

